Simp

an acronym from phineas and ferb, S.quirrels I.n M.y P.ants

bro, i got simp!

by French Fries Aren't French June 17, 2020

Simp

When a person does anything to get a girls attention

damn barney you just bought her a house and you dont even know her. Barney your a simp dude.

by FREDA SLAVES September 28, 2020

Simp

Somebody that will obsess over nearly anybody and constantly message them or do things for them trying to earn approval from them in an unhealthy manor. Usually simps are lonely boys in their teenage years. People usually don't like to date their simps . Simps are viewed as gross and obnoxious.

Sarah: Wow Jake is such a simp he won't stop texting me and his messages are so awkward!

by Cobrascissors December 31, 2020

Simp

Leaving the bros to hang out with your girl.

Nic Suire always simps to hang out with cat.

by 69daddy_kong69 March 8, 2020

Simp

S.top

I.dolizong
M.en or women
P.lease
Jk I’m the biggest simp on to walk the Earth

Me: omg Dabi is so freaking hot
Friend 1: Bro you simp

by (Dabi_simp) January 30, 2021

simp

Things that guys do to get attention for females and make them happy 4 no reason

Jeff became a simp the day he bought sara PS5 and hardly no each other

by EUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! October 8, 2020

Simp

A cyber cuck, A person who donates large amount of money to online whores without talent. they eat their own cum when the online whores bend over or something. mostly pedophiles and fat zit infested teenagers that hasn't seen any pussy in their life, probably stole their moms credit card. They think they would have a chance to date said whore online if they donate large amount of money to said whores. Unknowingly to the simp, the whores husband or boyfriend is fucking her saggy vagina.

Simp: SaggyVag22 I love your stream here is 2k$ I hope to date you someday.
SaggyVag22: Thank you so much!! *bends over*
Simp: I'mmmmmmm Coooomminggg!!!!!!

by PussyBoxer August 27, 2020