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Leave like Crisco

Meeting someone for the first time and thinking so little of them that you leave without saying goodbye.
A: Oh do you know where Joe went? I wanted to say goodbye before I leave.

B: Oh I think he already left.

A: Ah yes, it's so like him to leave like Crisco.
by ShadowlessEdge November 19, 2022
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Acting like A Nunes

Fashioning actions after an idiotic politician.
I voted the guy in and now he is acting like a Nunes, a real ass that doesn't care about what is important to me, just himself while wearing that shit eating grin.
by hhillbilly January 23, 2020
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you look like a dildo

A person who fucks pr gets fucked all the time
Dude i ran in the room to grab my wallet and 2 bitches were running a train on josh so i said "you look like a dildo"
by #4567 February 20, 2017
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i like misty because she got big tits

people debate over who is better, officer jenny or Nurse joy… it is desired, misty is hot

eden: who is your favourite pokémon character

george:I like misty (she has big tits)
i like misty because she got big tits
by just a pokémon “fan” November 1, 2021
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Like leaderfin pockets

Used to describe anything that's shitty and/or poorly constructed

Origin: Leaderfins is a company selling and supplying very affordable freediving fins/blades. they would be a good choice if it wasn't for their worthless footpockets that dramatically reduces power transfer between your foot and the blade
The new movie was like leaderfin pockets
by Scious December 23, 2017
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Porn for boys is like periods for girls

Males going through puberty will definitely watch porn just as females going through puberty will definitely have a period.
My mother asked me as a 14 year old boy at the dinner table, “You don’t watch porn do you, son?”

As I hesitated to respond, my father retorted, “Linda, porn for boys is like periods for girls.”
by Jose f August 14, 2024
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