Zach

Zach, someone who puffs on a geekbar all day, playing fortnite and being a tier 3 gooner all day long. or something like literally or something.

Stranger1: Hey i met a guy last night…
Stranger2: How was he?
Stranger1: he was like a nigger
Stranger 2: so like zach?
Stranger1: yea…

by lollygaggerorsomething May 1, 2025

Zach-Attack

The Zach attack: laughing at nothing but ones face/personality in your head uncontrollably

“I’m just saying shit to myself (mostly about Person) and I had a Zach-Attack!”

by __BK January 18, 2022

Zach

big dick guy who can be moody but deep down cares about everyone. really good in bed and has his own harem.

see look at all the girls that surround zach

by bigdickjack November 25, 2024

Zach

This human is so HIGHLY advanced in so many facets in what is the human existence, it is a well know history of his existence, Zach is the keeper of the people, loved by most hated by few. Compassionate caring and intelligent in the way of making one feel Human and a whole. Sexy mf

That guy Zach omfg I just wanna squirt thinking about what he even smells like

by Tromith jettadine June 22, 2024

Zach

Zach’s are one of the best boyfriend you can get. They have blond hair and an amazing personality they usually fall in love with people that start with an A. Zach’s are sweet loving and they are also cute there usually athletic and usually is in the jock group

Zach your so sweet

by Hey.31 November 25, 2018

zach

short spekys

acts hard until you do anything to him then he goes all pussy

zach : fight me bro

person : ok

zach : WHAT HY WHAT DID I DO

by oliftyuirtf April 4, 2021

The zach

Cocaine and hookers

I want to go out tonight and do the Zach cocaine and get hookers

by Dsizzler321 March 17, 2021