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ASCII relationship

Describes a relationship where communication between two parties exists solely in the electronic form. The forms of communication are primarily text messages and posts from social media sites, but extend to e-mail and other various electronic forms of communication.
The magic we use to share has disappeared and now we just have an ASCII relationship.

Things never went further than an ASCII relationship
by c0pp3rt0p October 20, 2010
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Contextual Relationship

"Naw.. We text each other mutually - it's not a one way thing at all - it's a total contextual relationship.
by DeBrock VanKemp September 19, 2012
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Long-distance Relationship

A relationship some say is doomed to fail. It generally consists of two people who live in completely separate locations who have romantic feelings for one another.
Kyle, who lives in Sydney, Australia, is in a long-distance relationship with Ashley, who lives in the U.S.
by Sinkes January 1, 2009
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unconsummated relationship wishes

When somebody keeps flirting with or talking about someone, but never goes for it and meanwhile expects their friends to refrain from persuing the objects of their relationship wishes and when this does happens: getting angry and unreasonable to the point of being a pain in the ass.

Happens a lot around girls, who in certain cases can have numerous unconsummated relationship wishes, making life extremely hard for friends who keep losing track of who's out of bounds and who is not.

Situation to illustrate: Rachel totally forgot about the unconsummated relationship wish of her friend Angela and went on a date with Brad. Angela is now angry with Rachel and won't talk to her, even though she had a date with Kevin and has no business with Brad anyway.

Is also very common regarding ex-boyfriends.
'God, she has so much unconsummated relationship wishes, I keep losing track! - I know, she should do something about it and just shut up.'

Nick asked me out last night, isn't that cool!? - Yeah, kinda... you know, I really don't want you to go out with him. - Why? Is he a unconsummated relationship wish of yours?'
by Snaasmeister February 24, 2010
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This is the relationship that all people dream of. The Alex is easy to depend on and a joy to spend time with, while the Amanda is fierce, athletic, and intelligent. Both are incredibly talented in the performing arts, and they also rule the world of glow-ups. This is the kind of relationship that every person should dream of.
“Wow, I would kill for That Alex and Amanda Relationship
“Wouldn’t we all?”
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Mutual Photo Relationship

When a couple meets online and then bases their relationship off of photos shared by the other person in the relationship.
Stoner D-Bag: This girl on Omegle totally sent me this pic of her naked on an ironing board.
Stoner D-Bag's Friend: Oh, you're having one of those "Mutual Photo Relationships" ...sexy
Stoner D-Bag: You're just jealous cuz I have a girlfriend and you don't!
Stoner D-Bag's Friend: Get back to me when you get in her pants...
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