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AirPods Pro

Regular AirPods but with a different design and $89 more expensive
AirPods User: "Smells like broke in here."
AirPods 2 User: "All I smell is you."
AirPods Pro User: *scoffs* "Pathetic."
by WinterSkiis December 25, 2019
mugGet the AirPods Promug.

pro-kerry

the opposite of pro-bush and against all that bush stands for
i am pro-kerryn biotches
by selext February 26, 2005
mugGet the pro-kerrymug.

Pro-life

The radical idea that murdering babies is wrong.
Pro-Deather: You're pro-life? You don't care about women's rights!

Pro-Lifer: Yes, just like I don't care about a mugger's right to shoot you
by MISTER OWNINATOR December 6, 2012
mugGet the Pro-lifemug.

pro-choice

A euphemism meaning "woman's right to kill her unborn child."

"Pro-choice" is actually a misnomer, since the issue is not choice, as everyone already has the right to choose, but whether an unborn child has the right to life as enumerated by the Fifth Amendment to the US Constitution.
Sure, I'm pro-choice. A person has the right to choose whether or not to steal...but they need to keep in mind that the choice is wrong and that there are consequences.
by Penguin Chick June 15, 2008
mugGet the pro-choicemug.

Go for Pro

Person 1: "Can I borrow some brown sugar?"

Person 2: "Go for pro, it's in the top shelf!"
by Skookum Bosh April 16, 2009
mugGet the Go for Promug.

iMac pro

a very overly priced peace of shit that I don't want
"hey have you seen the new iMac pro"
"yea its shit"
by salty boat April 13, 2019
mugGet the iMac promug.

pro shipper

someone who is holding a flag that reads "yo im a bitchy person go get me a public execution". they ship problematic shit like incestious relationships, abusive relationships, relationships with such a fucking high age gap that even God himself feels like unaliving.
Person 1: Hey so what ships do you like in (insert anime name)
Pro shipper: (inserts a infants's name)
Person 1: ... ... ...and who?
Pro shipper: (inserts some old ass crusty man)

Pro shipper: I mean, they'll look so cute! The (old man) can take care of the (infant) and they'll have such a loving relationship! I bet the colour is bubblegum pink-
Person 1: *cocks shotgun* you have ten seconds to redo your sins before I blow your brains out
by bubbly_tastes_like_shit June 12, 2023
mugGet the pro shippermug.

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