The act of preparing the male genitals, specifically the foreskin of yourself or your partner in preparation for docking.
Paul walked into the restroom and thought Jim was urinating, but from the twinkle in Jim’s eye he could tell he was actually pre-docking. Paul quickly pre-docked himself and they quickly found themselves docking.
by BeBold/Blove November 18, 2010
Get the Pre-Dockingmug. Since you have not yet been employed full time you are not considered unemployed by the government. This describes the limbo period from when you graduate from College/University and you find a job.
Generally a "Pre-Unemployed" person moves back in with their parents and works odd jobs until a career in their field of study is found.
It is usually a soul crushing period of ones life.
In recent years due to the Recession the number of "Pre-Unemployed" people has grown tremendously.
Generally a "Pre-Unemployed" person moves back in with their parents and works odd jobs until a career in their field of study is found.
It is usually a soul crushing period of ones life.
In recent years due to the Recession the number of "Pre-Unemployed" people has grown tremendously.
Thank god I got a job offer before graduation, My sister didn't and she has been Pre-Unemployed for almost a year.
by CmeDiG April 30, 2011
Get the Pre-Unemployedmug. An agreement between 2 people prior to fucking that limits the man's liability if the women becomes pregnant and wants to keep the child,and the man doesn't!
Buster and Trixie have been knocking it out on a regular basis. Trixie lyingly told Buster that she was "on the pill". Trixie got pregnant and wanted to keep the child. Buster is screwed because he didn't get a pre-fuckual agreement. Buster will be continually fucked for the next 18 years, 9 months.
by Bitter "Parents" June 15, 2011
Get the pre-fuckualmug. Referred to as a stupid dumbass who does/says questionable things but has not quite achieved the full status of 'retard'.
A 'retard' in the making.
Padawan retard.
Trainee hillbilly/redneck.
The prequel to 'retard'.
A 'retard' in the making.
Padawan retard.
Trainee hillbilly/redneck.
The prequel to 'retard'.
Man 1 - "I can't believe Billy said that to John. What a stupid mother fucker".
Man 2 - "The guy is void of any brain cells. He's a total Pre-tard".
George went to the shop for some milk and came back with a hooker. What a Pre-tard.
Man 2 - "The guy is void of any brain cells. He's a total Pre-tard".
George went to the shop for some milk and came back with a hooker. What a Pre-tard.
by DirtyDave2.0 August 13, 2022
Get the Pre-tardmug. (noun) a wanabee dj; preferably a dj that mixes music with 2 computers or 2 boom boxes instead of an actual mixer &/or turntables.
Many professional DJs & MCs started off as pre-DJs before they got their equipment.
Many professional DJs & MCs started off as pre-DJs before they got their equipment.
Guy #1: I like the music of this dj!
Guy #2: Well, technically speaking, he isn't a real DJ, but a pre-DJ. All he's doing is just lowering the volume of one song on one boom box & raising the volume of the other boom box. DJs tend to have alot of equipment, but he's just using 2 boomboxes.
Guy #2: Well, technically speaking, he isn't a real DJ, but a pre-DJ. All he's doing is just lowering the volume of one song on one boom box & raising the volume of the other boom box. DJs tend to have alot of equipment, but he's just using 2 boomboxes.
by penis-mon October 18, 2010
Get the pre-DJmug. When person A takes a person of interest (person B) out to lunch but does not pay. Person B does not know it is a pre-date and is for person A to evaluate whether they would like to go on a date with the person. Each person pays for their own meal.
by Dr. Joey November 23, 2015
Get the pre-datemug. To text a bunch of people before you go out somewhere, so when you get there you'll get a bunch of replies. The goal of this is to appear popular and busy by getting a bunch of "spontaneous" texts when you are out with someone, at school, or anywhere.
Person A: "Wow that girl is popular!"
Person B: "Nah, Didn't ya notice all those texts were within 5 seconds of each other? Definitely a backfired case of pre-text!"
Person B: "Nah, Didn't ya notice all those texts were within 5 seconds of each other? Definitely a backfired case of pre-text!"
by Trampabay December 17, 2009
Get the pre-textmug.