pre-fuckual

An agreement between 2 people prior to fucking that limits the man's liability if the women becomes pregnant and wants to keep the child,and the man doesn't!
Buster and Trixie have been knocking it out on a regular basis. Trixie lyingly told Buster that she was "on the pill". Trixie got pregnant and wanted to keep the child. Buster is screwed because he didn't get a pre-fuckual agreement. Buster will be continually fucked for the next 18 years, 9 months.
by Bitter "Parents" June 16, 2011
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Pre-Unemployed

Since you have not yet been employed full time you are not considered unemployed by the government. This describes the limbo period from when you graduate from College/University and you find a job.

Generally a "Pre-Unemployed" person moves back in with their parents and works odd jobs until a career in their field of study is found.

It is usually a soul crushing period of ones life.

In recent years due to the Recession the number of "Pre-Unemployed" people has grown tremendously.
Thank god I got a job offer before graduation, My sister didn't and she has been Pre-Unemployed for almost a year.
by CmeDiG April 06, 2011
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Pre-T

Kay: Is Sam on testosterone yet?
Noah: Nah, he's still pre-t.
by ackalack293 September 02, 2019
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pre couple

When two person are not yet a couple but about to in the right time
Clause and Les are the pre couple who invented this word.
by Nattela April 17, 2016
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pre rape

The act of planning to rape someone before actually raping
Hey Leon let's go get drunk as fuck and pre rape
by Lean machine May 23, 2016
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Pre-dump

Food consumed before using the bathroom known in some circles as food.
Make it or break your girl calls refers to all meals as pre-dump
by Juddnelson April 11, 2016
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pre-text

To text a bunch of people before you go out somewhere, so when you get there you'll get a bunch of replies. The goal of this is to appear popular and busy by getting a bunch of "spontaneous" texts when you are out with someone, at school, or anywhere.
Person A: "Wow that girl is popular!"

Person B: "Nah, Didn't ya notice all those texts were within 5 seconds of each other? Definitely a backfired case of pre-text!"
by Trampabay December 17, 2009
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