Random Jessica

Random Jessica is a girl that would do anything you tell her to do and would listen to you going on about history and tanks as long as you feed her sushi. Random Jessica LOVES sushi.

Taps: Richard needs a random Jessica. Richard and random Jessica are the perfect match.

by Notapsycho aka Taps April 24, 2021

Jessica rabbit

The art of doing rabbit pellet style poo in your own pants.

Her pants look like the floor of a rabbit hutch, she's done a Jessica rabbit again!

by Season with dill January 31, 2020

jessica melanson

jessica is an amazing girl. she is soo unique and beautiful. some people are mean to her but their assholes. she gets a lot of bullshit from some people but she deals, and she keeps being amazing. jess deserves an amazing guy that will treat her right and that she can be happy with. she is so cool and sweet. she always makes me smile and i wish she was my neighbor. oh and she loves mikes hard lemonade, and she can dance, and play softball and jus be totally AWESOME. i jus fucking love her sooo fucking much. and ill never leave her.

me: i love you jessica melanson.

jess: i love you too hun.

by hugo<3'sjess August 19, 2009

dirty jessica

A dirty Jessica is when you actually dropped your phone in the toilet and it lands right next to the poop you just got done pushing out

Oh no my phone is all dirty Jessica now

Or ew you dug out your dirty jessica

by Pin head larry the 3rd July 19, 2020

Jessica James

A hot species who loves having photo shots but denies every time asked.

Person: Do you love photoshoots?

Jessica James: NO YOU KNOW NOTHING! DEMONS ATTACK

by Ifindweirdppl&givethemameaning March 11, 2019

jessica leather

The best person in the world :)✨

Jessica leather is great

by Jessica362727 November 5, 2020

Jessica Read

a full crackhead, and a total slut for feet pics. will post pictures of herself crying for her finsta, but is a softie on the inside. always looking fine, and has a killer booty. boys would die to be able to be on her private snapchat, but block her after they see the daily videos of her crying. very wholesome, but prone to seducing your dad. never showers, causing her to have a stanky coochie & ass. will tell you she loves you after 4 minutes of talking, than fuck your bestfriend afterwards. normally a short bitch who thinks QLD is amazing, but everyone knows she's wrong. known to be the football bike.

jason derulo: "damnnnn there's Jessica Read with the stanky coochie, Phat ass though."
Shawn mendez: "aye bruva."

by yeehawwwwthegoodshit May 7, 2019