Coochie Goblin

a child that unconsensually ravages the interworkings of a uterus-haver ; an alternative gender neutral word for son or daughter
Person: “I birthed a son last month!”
Other person: “you mean a coochie goblin that ravaged its way out of hell via a small hole, pushing organs and dislocating joints as it pleases?
by emmenotagirl November 28, 2022
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Big mother fuckers named Jared and Joshua who are big niggas wit tight coochies
“Aye man, remember those two guys we met in that alley that we fucked?”
“You mean the Big Niggas Wit Tight Coochies?”
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coochie clam

a coochie with a very thigth grip
damn bro she's got a fucking coochie clam
by bloodworkbarf July 24, 2022
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Coochie Cannibal

A slang term for a female homosexual or ‘lesbian’.
“Wow I sure do hate them coochie cannibals!”
by Ohhhhjeez November 18, 2019
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Coochie Ma

A slang term that is used by gamers to refer to a specific situation within the game, a fellow gamer, or used to break an awkward silence.
Any Coochie Mas want to play OW tonight?
..............COOCHIE MA
This is quite the coochie ma, probably going to lose
by Bob Ross712 April 05, 2021
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Tender Coochie

A girl who attracts men who pretend to be interested in them only for them too be used or played for sex
by Tender Coochie September 11, 2021
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Coochie Coma

To go a long duration of time without getting laid.
“It’s been over a month man, I think I’m entering a Coochie Coma”
by Joebama Biden August 28, 2023
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