Circle-Jerking Bullshit

A term originally used by Markiplier meaning that a certain occurrence is very unpleasant and utter bullshit.
It is derived from the not-so-fun game of jerking off in a circle around a cracker and the last one to cum has to eat it. Therefore, the term "circle-jerking bullshit" just means that what just happened was stupid and irrational and extremely, extreeeeemeely unpleasant.
"This game doesn't fucking work! Every time I move, I die -- it's just fucking circle-jerking bullshit!"
by anon_king April 22, 2018
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everything is bullshit

"Hey the sky is blue!"

"Yes, that is an 'everything is bullshit'"
by moment bruh big May 20, 2021
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create bullshit

Making up things that are not true
“I don’t create bullshit”
by Hhaveryfunny March 25, 2018
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barbie bullshit

Barbie Bullshit: A phrase to be used when you’re with slutty girls, or in a big group of hot girls.
“Look at Sherif; he’s always on that Barbie Bullshit.”
by 902Cold January 26, 2018
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bullshiting

When u say something about someone behind their back to someone else
Why u bullshitingabout me to people
by Lilly.brown January 08, 2018
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Bare Minimum Bullshit

B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
Guy1: Bruh im sick of this girl’s BMBS
Guy2: tf is that?
Guy1: its when yo girl does the least, my v-card is still unswiped, and not a single crease either...
Guy2: Oh so you still a virgin?
Guy1: YES BRUH, and thats fine but I cant even get a handy :(
Guy2: I’m praying for you fam, stay strong

definition again: B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
by SCOTLY March 24, 2019
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bethesda bullshit

Whenever Bethesda does something so stupid that you metaphorically shake your head in disappointment.
Me: have you seen the newest bit of Bethesda Bullshit?
Friend: nylon instead of canvas?
Me: yup.
by KarenDraws May 22, 2019
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