Muffin grease

Vaginal sucreation, pussy fluid

Did you get lucky last night

Yeah! My cock is still covered in muffin grease.

by Crackslime January 25, 2019

Cremation grease fire 🔥

Cremation grease fire.
When a morbidly obese person is cremated and the excessive fat leaks out.

When 600 pound Uncle Joe was cremated he exploded into a massive cremation grease fire 🔥 and burned the building to the ground.

by E.F. Crazy, LLC. March 19, 2025

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Greased

To fart and something extra comes out, not exceeding the buttocks or touching clothing such as underwear or pants.

Damn man, that was close! I greased my asscrack after all of those buffalo wings!

by SniggihTterb February 4, 2024

styling grease

A slang term for hair gel or similar products.

Oh man, I ran out of styling grease today when I was greasing it down.
My hairstyle? I just used my styling grease to make it look this sexy.

by M1nak041n0 May 21, 2021

Greasing the Cross

Basically a Christian masturbating (inspired by another masturbation phrase called 'Greasing the Monkey').

This is sometimes done to piss off extremist Christians who think that you'll rot in Hell for jacking off.

Regan from The Exorcist was greasing the cross before it was cool.

by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

grease pillow

A pillow thats never been washed.

"So I went over to Jack's house, and I managed to get a good look at his bed...Girl, he hasn't washed his pillow since highschool. Who the fuck keeps a grease pillow?"

by starnet January 16, 2021