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Tuesday

Just a typical day on the third day of the week
Dude 1: "Bro, Tuesdays are the best!"
Dude 2:"Nah, I think Mondays are the best cause I can make myself suffer in work again"
by Home depot worker May 4, 2019
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Tuesday

Literally the worst person alive. Like first of all who names their kid Tuesday? Were you born on like a Tuesday and your parents were like, hey that's a fun name! Tuesdays will drag you down and bite you in the ass. Stay away from people who are named after a day of the week. Period!
Omg Tuesday seems like a really nice person! Um honey no shes not she so toxic.
by Nymphet April 7, 2019
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TUESDAYS

The only days properly adequate to commit Seppuku (Japanese Suicide)
Gary- “I just wanna die
Tyron- “Can’t man”
Gary “Why not?”
Tyron- “ Cuz it ain’t Tuesday man”
Gary- “Why does that matter?”
Tyron- “You can only die on Tuesdays man sorry”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “No one really knows man, just how it be”
by AgLet- August 11, 2019
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TUESDAYS

The only days properly adequate to commit Seppuku (Japanese Suicide)
Gary- “I just wanna die
Tyron- “Can’t man”
Gary “Why not?”
Tyron- “ Cuz it ain’t Tuesday man”
Gary- “Why does that matter?”
Tyron- “You can only die on Tuesdays man sorry”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “No one really knows man that’s just the rule”
Gary- “But...”
Tyron- “Just go with it man, no one really know why or how or when that rule was made the only thing we do know is that we must follow it”
Gary- “But Why?”
Tyron-“cuz man that just how it be sometimes”
Gary- “oh ok... what are you doing next Tuesday?”
by AgLet- August 11, 2019
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Tuesdav

The Russian holiday of Tuesdav celebrates the creation of Vodka. It was a day when the early vodka addicts got utterly wasted through consumption of copious amounts of alcohol in the form of Vodka. On the day after, Wednesdav, the economy would suffer greatly given the fact that everyone was too hungover to get out of bed.

Русский праздник Втдав празднует создание водки. Это был день, когда ранние водочные наркоманы были совершенно истощены из-за потребления большого количества алкоголя в форме водки. На следующий день, в среду, экономика сильно пострадала, учитывая тот факт, что все слишком похмелились, чтобы встать с постели.
Tomorrow is Tuesdav, we can get wasted, yay”

“ITS TUESDAV YOU PIECES OF BREAD
by Waffle Soup September 12, 2019
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Tuesday

Tuesday is touch a titty tuesday. you have a free pass to touch anyone’s titties
Hey man, did you know that it’s touch a titty Tuesday?
by hobo banana October 17, 2019
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tuetl

tuetl is technicaly a turtle that has no legs, no shell and just half of its head. If its birthed that way it is tuwtl and if its like that because someone handicaped her it is tuetl.
A tuetl fricked my dog.
by Mrk fls November 28, 2019
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