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benjamin george thomas the third

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aka a guy with really weak shins
“oh look it’s benjamin george thomas the third, i dented his shin the other week”
by c1nnxm0n August 2, 2022
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Third Shoe

The shoe left in your ass after someone plants their foot up your ass.
Man I think payroll made a mistake on my check, I'm gonna have to stop by their office. Man don't come back with that third Shoe like last time.
by Pierced69 March 17, 2022
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irregular-quadruple-third-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and seven great-great-grandparents in common.
Irregular-quadruple-third-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
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Thirding

When you're excessively flexing fast cars, holidays, watches, smoking cigars, and shopify screenshots & simping over your ex. All whilst you are maxing out your bank account to achieve this "fake" lifestyle
Did you see that Mitch guy he's thirding so hard in that rented Lambo and $5k Rolex!
by Dubai_Lyfe June 25, 2024
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Digital Third Wheel

Same as becoming a third wheel but in the company of another who prefers to text/converse with someone else than you. Typical occurrence for 'besties' which one of them recently got engaged in a relationship.
A: Saw you riding train next to the popular chick, how'd it go?
B: Boring. I got Digitally third wheeled the whole ride.

(A: Digi-wha..?
B: a 'Digital Third Wheel' is- Same as becoming a third wheel but in the company of another who prefers to text/converse with someone else than you.
A: Dang that sucks..)
by Suzu-nee January 17, 2024
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double-third-cousin

Double-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and four great-great-grandparents in common.
My double-third-cousin is a good person.
by Gerald128 May 17, 2021
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third-cousin

3C:
1- Parent's second-cousin's child.
2- Grandparent's first-cousin's grandchild.
3- Great-grandparent's full sibling's great-grandchild.
4- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and two great-great-grandparents in common.
My third-cousin is a good person.
by Gerald128 May 15, 2021
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