Squirt-pump

1. majick liquids that generate enormous profit

Computer salesman are good at marketing squirt-pumps.

by Allcity82 January 12, 2022

man squirt

The shit you have to squeegee off the wall when you're done. (Green side)

The man squirt got on the shower wall so I had to squeegee it off. The scrub daddy was not happy afterwards.

by Spiderjel February 18, 2025

squirt saturday

Squirt Saturday is the increased likelihood of squirting on Saturdays relative to other weekdays.

We’re going out on Squirt Saturday, it’s about to be a movie.

by xxpussy360xx March 2, 2024

Pepper Squirting

The act of shoving multiple bell peppers into your partners vagina while simultaneously guessing the color of each bell pepper one by one this act can be amped up by having your partners bloody squirt temporarily blind you

Man me and Sally had an amazing time pepper squirting

by Poxxum May 19, 2024

squirt boating

the process where one jizzes on a girls tits and then proceeds to motorboat them

John: "Did you see that new nurse on 9 West?"
Justin: "Shit yeah dude, I'd love to take her squirt boating sometime!"
John: "What the hell is squirt boating?"
Justin: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, you sorry ass chode."

by squirt boating mofo May 8, 2014

motor squirt

Means a girl touches her pussy alot

That girl motor squirts a lot

by XxOofBallxX May 14, 2018

squirt and squeeze

when you are trying to hold in diarrhea.

Josh was pulling a serious squirt and squeeze the other day. It was just sad to watch.

by shitbreadmaster May 20, 2012