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sahara squirts

It is the same thing as Delhi Belly or Montezuma's Revenge. Except it happens in North Africa. When you eat food that gives you a terrible upset tummy and your diarrhea becomes epic, you have the Sahara Squirts.
On a trip to Morocco I ate all the street food. It was delicious but I caught Sahara Squirts and was up all night on the toilet. Other than that the trip was five stars.
by Diamond Duke January 23, 2025
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Dirty Squirts

Using a soda fountain machine for water and old coke comes out first, then water.

A dirty squirt could also mean having sex with a woman in doggy style and when you pull out, old period blood lightly squirts out and stains your sheets.
I went to get us water after the movie, but it gave me a dirty squirt!

Or

Kate came over and she had a case of the dirty squirts!
by MarksFatCock February 3, 2025
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skirrt and squirt

To go on a drive with friends that then leads to the sexual act of intercourse the leading to squirting
I went for a skirrt and squirt with my friends Racheal, Jack and Joel
by Thewankbank754327 February 4, 2025
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man squirt

The shit you have to squeegee off the wall when you're done. (Green side)
The man squirt got on the shower wall so I had to squeegee it off. The scrub daddy was not happy afterwards.
by Spiderjel February 18, 2025
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Squirt Incident

An incident that occured when a pervert by the name of Uzair asked a 15 year old girl if she squirts. This incident happened when the hornball Uzair, got horny after he made some rumors about his girl, so he asked an innocent girl playing fortnite with her friends if she squirts, rumor has it he has no remorse.
"Do you squirt?" Asked Uzair
"Whats the squirt incident?"
by AOA Association March 5, 2025
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bacon squirt

A greasy squirt that bacon has to offer.

Could also mean a puss that squirt just like bacon.
Guy 1: "Hey remember Jezebel?"
Guy 2: "Yeah?"
Guy 1: "She had the most diabolical bacon squirt ever!"
by TugThatBaconGurl69 June 7, 2024
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Sergeant Squirt

A bitch that kills people on COD, outside of that he’s likely an Esports pro on an alternate account.
Random Idiot that peaked a corner: “AHHH FUCK ITS Sergeant Squirt” *dies*
by BYUUUUUUUUUU July 30, 2024
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