pre couple

When two person are not yet a couple but about to in the right time

Clause and Les are the pre couple who invented this word.

by Nattela June 8, 2016

pre rape

The act of planning to rape someone before actually raping

Hey Leon let's go get drunk as fuck and pre rape

by Lean machine May 22, 2016

pre-hipstoric

From the time before hipsters; alternatively, relating to the hipsters of pre-historic times.

"The pre-hipstoric man was into the ice age before it was cool."
"I used to listen to records, in the pre-hipstoric days."

by DarkAllie6 July 27, 2012

pre-fuckual

An agreement between 2 people prior to fucking that limits the man's liability if the women becomes pregnant and wants to keep the child,and the man doesn't!

Buster and Trixie have been knocking it out on a regular basis. Trixie lyingly told Buster that she was "on the pill". Trixie got pregnant and wanted to keep the child. Buster is screwed because he didn't get a pre-fuckual agreement. Buster will be continually fucked for the next 18 years, 9 months.

by Bitter "Parents" June 15, 2011

Pre - kend

A frame of mind. Gateway to the weekend.

Happy Friday everyone! It's the Pre - kend.

by Car51 September 12, 2018

Pre-tard

Referred to as a stupid dumbass who does/says questionable things but has not quite achieved the full status of 'retard'.
A 'retard' in the making.
Padawan retard.
Trainee hillbilly/redneck.
The prequel to 'retard'.

Man 1 - "I can't believe Billy said that to John. What a stupid mother fucker".

Man 2 - "The guy is void of any brain cells. He's a total Pre-tard".

George went to the shop for some milk and came back with a hooker. What a Pre-tard.

by DirtyDave2.0 August 13, 2022

pre-text

To text a bunch of people before you go out somewhere, so when you get there you'll get a bunch of replies. The goal of this is to appear popular and busy by getting a bunch of "spontaneous" texts when you are out with someone, at school, or anywhere.

Person A: "Wow that girl is popular!"

Person B: "Nah, Didn't ya notice all those texts were within 5 seconds of each other? Definitely a backfired case of pre-text!"

by Trampabay December 17, 2009