oven mitt titties

Titties that look like an oven mitt filled with 1/2 cup of water. Long and saggy in proportion unfilled burned with tips.Also known as chopper tits.

Those titties look nice but their oven mitt titties! Hang to her ancles.

by Punchcut February 23, 2017

oven grinder

The process by which two males perform various sexual acts on each other using anal beads, salad dressings, and family heirlooms, all while being filmed by an out of state woman

Did you hear Petes cousin, Michelle, is in town from Minnesota? I just bought some raspberry vinaigrette, we should totally have an oven grinder tonight.

by Ovengrinderdude March 8, 2017

Oven Job

When a woman allows you to penetrate her lady parts while carrying an unborn human inside of her vayjayjay.

"Arrr ey lad, Chanel let me fuck her while she's carrying our Dan's kid. Was a fucking great oven job."

by Zero977888775577568 June 18, 2018

community oven

A woman who has had a child with two or more men.

Male 1: "Ashton is pregnant again but not by the same guy. "

Male 2: "wow, I guess she's a community oven."

by Imabanana1 April 20, 2016

lover duche oven

A weird kink where one of the lovers gets super turned on after getting duche oven

That's a lover duche oven

by I'm da man April 27, 2016

monkey oven

When something feels really hot. Like REALLY hot.

Gosh Jane it's as hot as a monkey oven today!

by J Bug September 6, 2016

German oven

Is the action of pushing your Jewish sexual partner under the bed sheets then realising poisonous gas under the bed sheets and waiting for her to either to fall unconscious or to die then raping her or committing necrophilla whilst yelling Seig heil.

I found I was dating a Jew so I gave her a german oven and raped the hell out of her

by Bois club August 10, 2016