Dirty Jonathan

When you and your side hoes side hoe get so down and dirty you break not only your ankles with the explosive cum outburst, but you break the sound barrier, and everything you know around you explodes

Broski 1: “Dude I swear to god you remember the holocaust? Yeah some say hitler just had a dirty Jonathan and went psychotic”

Broski 2: “Yeah actually dude that would make a lot of sense”

by Cozahr May 31, 2024

Jonathan

Always thinks hes getting coochie, fat as fuck, and has a dad thats a bitch. He also gets his basketball hoop from the alleyway.

Jonathan you are annoying af
Ak: “Jonathan your dads a bitch”

by imhabesha March 16, 2019

Luke Jonathan Stumbo

Luke Jonathan Stumbo is the sexiest man alive. *drool emoji*

A random girl named Abby that is not friends him: "Wow is that Luke Jonathan Stumbo!!??"
A random girl named Payton that is not friends with him: "Obviously, Im drooling so it must be him!!"

by tigermama1234 December 4, 2024

Jonathan

He is my favorite, I have a crush on him and he smiles at me everytime I'm on his presence

He is nice and helpful, Jonathan is the best

by Ms.Ramirez March 16, 2023

Jonathan

Jonathan is mostly referred to as Johnny. Johnny is usually the skinny lengthy guy, and dress weird sometimes.

Anyone: Jonathan wanna call the girls ?

Johnny: Eww wtf is that, I don’t like girls.

by offline 📶 May 20, 2021

Jonathan Hitlerson

A tall ass jewish nigger who licks his two mothers penises. tends to pick up pennies off the ground and had his whole family gassed to death though he was too ugly for the guards to look at.

- Fuck you nigga
- Fuck you too you Jonathan Hitlerson!

by Blobigga January 25, 2019

jonathan paradis

a man with a massive booty.

Golly that man is defined a jonathan paradis

by david wallace October 18, 2023