Jonathan is the best friend you want to hang out with, the husband you want to marry, the son you want to have. He is incredibly smart and very funny. He will make you laugh non stop. He turns on his fiancé in a heartbeat, and makes her feel like she is the luckiest girl on this planet. Truly an amazing guy, even if he has a tendency to oversleep a lot.
by Sary26 March 14, 2022
Get the Jonathanmug. by d0gemonnnnnn December 20, 2021
Get the Jonathanmug. A horrible person. Jonathan will make you feel insane and manipulate you. Never date a Jonathan or you WILL be left emotionally traumatized
by Breadbrush September 11, 2022
Get the Jonathanmug. Complete douchebag, co-founder of the lame ass Seattle record label Sub Pop Records, no talent whatsoever.
And by the way, it was Jonathan Poneman and Bruce Pavitt in agreement with David Geffen (Records); on behalf of Courtney Love and the Seattle Police Department - to plan stage and whack (murdered) Kurt Cobain.
Why? You ask? For profit!
And by the way, it was Jonathan Poneman and Bruce Pavitt in agreement with David Geffen (Records); on behalf of Courtney Love and the Seattle Police Department - to plan stage and whack (murdered) Kurt Cobain.
Why? You ask? For profit!
People still will never figure out that sneaky Jonathan Poneman and co. whacked Kurt Cobain. The truth may never come out, Nirvana fans! Sad sad sad.
by Krazee Rob July 2, 2019
Get the Jonathan Ponemanmug. A great friend who helps out when ever he can. Though sometimes he can suck because he is the type of person to leave you behind. Especially if you’re being chased by someone with golden dagger.
Jonathan is such a good friend…but he still let his best friend get his eyes stab out by golden daggers.
by Thazerckod November 7, 2022
Get the Jonathanmug. .
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 4, 2025
Get the 《¤》Jonathan《¤》jonaUthan《¤》jonathaN《¤》mug. a very talented person. who doesn't really show their emotions and also very serious but honestly cares a lot. a person who will be there when you need them. and of course they are really funny.
my brother is such a jonathan . he really serious one second and then the other is the funniest person
by ubranny May 11, 2022
Get the jonathanmug.