real turtle hours

A time at which (usually at night) Fortman comes out of hiding from his shell and goes on a drive in his Mercedes around the block in his Ray Bands. During real turtle hours he may text in the group chat with multiple typos.

Chuck: Yo have you seen Fortman?
Nick: Nah man but it’s real turtle hours did you see what he put in the group chat?
Chuck: Yeah bro, what the fuck does “it’s is our vortex” mean anyway?

by nickybangs February 6, 2018

Raw Bagel Hours

The Time at three in the morning where you don’t want to wake your parents by toasting a bagel or just don’t know how to work a toaster. So therefore you eat a raw bagel

Yo it’s raw bagel hours boys

by Sad.lonely.bagel June 30, 2019

Doo Doo Hour

At a certain point past midnight, after not sleeping for a long time, your brain feels like it has turned to mush and nothing is easily comprehended. Your friends can not make fun of you for the stupid things you say once Doo Doo hour has started.

"What's two plus two?"
"Uhh, Six?"
"What the fuck man, it's four."
"pause oh shit, you're right. It's Doo Doo Hour."

by Eschenbach and Puchley April 2, 2008

angry nigga hours

The time of day between 6:00-9:00am where a nigga can express their anger because of school/work.

Fuck! School starts in 20 minutes, thank god it's angry nigga hours so I can express my anger to rest of the world.

by a real ass nibba April 19, 2018

half-hour power

A college drinking game in which the participant(s) must take 30 shots of beer in 30 minutes at the rate of one shot per minute, often used as a pregaming tactic before the real partying begins.

More daring players may attempt an hour power, which follows the same rules over the course of an hour.

"Yo, you going to the frat party tonight?"
"Hell yeah, we should pregame with a half-hour power before we go."

by Metalhead November 21, 2017

sad b hours

Hours when a girl/woman is feeling sad. Kinda of like “sad nigga hours” but a lady version. Usually between 10pm-1am

“Damn I’m in my sad b hours”

by Honda cantu January 8, 2018

real boomer hours

A time between 5:00 A.M. and 8:00 A.M. i.e. when boomers think everyone should get out of bed.

Yo man I need to hit the hay, I have to get up at real boomer hours tomorrow for class.

by Scud_The_Trewpa January 4, 2020