Lobster Legionnaire 

A member of the online army found on Discord, the Lobster Legion. Is the rank below Lobster Centurion.

A Lobster Legionnaire is a soldier in the Lobster Legion.

Lobster Legionnaire by Lobster Lady March 6, 2023

Lobster Lady/Lord 

The leader of an online army (found on Discord), the Lobster Legion. As per the title, is not restricted to female. The current leader is a Lobster Lady which is why it is defaulted to this.
The Lobster Lady makes all final calls in the Legion and is basically like an army commander. The next rank down from the Lobster Lady is Lobster Centurion.

Frequently states random variations of the word, 'lobster.' Example: 'lober'

Lobster Centurion: Just listen to the Lobster Lady/Lord.
Lobster Legionnaire: Who is the Lobster Lady/Lord?
Lobster Lady/Lord: lober

Lobster Lady/Lord by Lobster Lady March 6, 2023

Lobster Buffet 

Dipping your genitals in butter like lobster and letting a partner go to town.

“I didn’t think butter had a place in the bedroom but then I tried the lobster buffet”

Lobster Buffet by Burt f March 15, 2023

Lobster Buffet 

Buttering up your genitals and letting your partner eat it like juice lobster.

“I didn’t know butter had a place in the bedroom but then I tried the lobster buffet”

Lobster Buffet by Burt f March 15, 2023

Lobster659 

A notable leader of the mentally ill and a veteran of the roblox vitnam war

"this niggas eating all my chips" - Lobster659

Lobster659 is an idiot

Lobster659 by fsajkhfjsakh June 11, 2023

Lobster

just a lil' guy

i love that lobster

Lobster by Pizza Toppings June 20, 2023

Lobster Wrangler 

When I’m anticipation of your annual trip to Maine, your sister dreams of riding a giant lobster like a rodeo cowgirl.

My sister dreams of being a lobster wrangler.

Lobster Wrangler by BillyBSevenOne June 22, 2023