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by XBeksX May 12, 2019
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Jock Dolly

A new twist on the classic jock who has a bit of metro-sexual in him although they have the classic love of sport and are idolized in their schools they no longer are associated with being dumb or unhygienic. The term can also be used for top athletes.
Did you cristiano ronaldo he turned out to be such a Jock Dolly

David Beckham is the biggest Jock Dolly athletic and stylish
by lolXDsleep October 6, 2012
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jock in a wad

When someone gets offended easily when you didn’t mean anything by it.
Mitch: dude why would you say that?!?!

Patrick: chill man I didn’t mean anything by it, don’t get your jock in a wad.
by Bruh, chill. July 12, 2018
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Cellular Jocking

The act of hating or disrespecting the people around you by means of calling or texting on a cellular device

An act that causes the loss of a great magnitude of swagger

An action that is only prevented with good friends or a really hot babe, may cause loss of friends aswell

Actions that have been reported worse than Cock Blocking

Sentence
Shayne didn't enjoy party because he was cellular jocking the whole time.
by Matt a Victim March 30, 2010
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Cock jocks

Alternative term for speedos or budgy smugglers, particularly in Western Australia.
Wow, Simon really fills those cock jocks.
by rb1190 May 22, 2023
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Pingpong Jock

An alpha male who is frequently seen speeding down highways and winning drag races.
Hey man did you see that Pingpong Jock the other day?
Yeah man he was benching like 150kg yesterday. I felt like such a simp next to him 🤦 ♂️.
by Pingpong Jock October 6, 2020
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Glitter Jock

A jock, usually a twunk (can also be a twink), who's obviously gay or at least bisexual, but is so in the closet he doesn't know where the door is. He also usually (but not always) owns a Loungefly backpack and shops at Spencer's frequently.
Brunson: Who's backpack is this? Is that.. Loungefly?
Tyson: Oh yeah that's probably Jacques', he's one of those glitter jocks.
Brunson: Oh that's based af
by Yeplol October 19, 2025
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