Oven Closed

An expression used to declare to your fellow male friends that an attractive women is nearby. Simple and random, it can be shouted across a room and not raise too much attention.

"Oven Closed."
*everyone looks around hectically*

"Man I think I left my Oven Closed"
*everyone casually looks around to not get caught*

by IndigoPluto August 19, 2013

Oven clit

When you insert your shlong into a girls clit and it boils your shlong like an oven hince the name

Bro Sarah has a oven clit

by ballio July 12, 2025

Penis Oven

It is simply a Vagina, typically while using this word you are talking about having sex

Hey Jeff I just got my own penis oven

by RetardReatrd2137 September 17, 2021

Easy bake oven

When you smear raw cookie dough on your dick and then perform sexual intercourse at a high intensity rate, the heat from the friction caused by going at fast speeds should cook the dough enough that when she pussy farts, it should smell like your grandma's freshly baked cookies.

I turned her pussy into an easy bake oven with a bucket of raw cookie dough

by HereForAGoodTimeNotALongTime June 16, 2019

Blank canvas in the oven.

A tattooed woman/couple expecting her/their unborn baby.

Looks like those guys must have a Blank canvas in the oven.

by JezzaBullfrog February 16, 2020

Oven

A metal box, but you use it to cook.

Mat: "Is my food ready?"
Jacob: "Nah, I kinda burnt it in the oven."

by NascarDriverBurak101 February 25, 2022

Wuhan oven

Lightly pulling away ones mask, inserting ones cheeks and ripping ass. Once ass ripping has commenced the mask is released, sealing it within.

Wife fell asleep with her mask on so I wuhan ovened her ass.

by Phatrick&Hootson December 6, 2020