vaping a dutch oven

When a partner farts into the intake tube of a CPAP machine of someone sleeping and using it.

In a fit of smoldering anger, I waited until she was asleep and removed her CPAP tube and stuck it up my asshole so she could experience my burrito dinner''s methane emissions. Worse than the original, she startled awake and vomited from vaping a Dutch oven.

by Dumpkin Blow July 7, 2017

dutch gas oven

A gas oven used in the process of either heating or burning dutch people.

Guy: Damn, that's a hot dutch gas oven. Bet It'll be able to burn some Dutches!

by white4life69 December 2, 2017

oven mitt titties

Titties that look like an oven mitt filled with 1/2 cup of water. Long and saggy in proportion unfilled burned with tips.Also known as chopper tits.

Those titties look nice but their oven mitt titties! Hang to her ancles.

by Punchcut February 23, 2017

oven grinder

The process by which two males perform various sexual acts on each other using anal beads, salad dressings, and family heirlooms, all while being filmed by an out of state woman

Did you hear Petes cousin, Michelle, is in town from Minnesota? I just bought some raspberry vinaigrette, we should totally have an oven grinder tonight.

by Ovengrinderdude March 8, 2017

Oven Job

When a woman allows you to penetrate her lady parts while carrying an unborn human inside of her vayjayjay.

"Arrr ey lad, Chanel let me fuck her while she's carrying our Dan's kid. Was a fucking great oven job."

by Zero977888775577568 June 18, 2018

Hibachi oven

The act of self dutch ovening.

Dude, last night i tryied to dutch oven my chick. She jumped up and i hibachi ovened myself.

by Norman Cockwell May 11, 2016

community oven

A woman who has had a child with two or more men.

Male 1: "Ashton is pregnant again but not by the same guy. "

Male 2: "wow, I guess she's a community oven."

by Imabanana1 April 20, 2016