Fortnite is a new hit video game that honestly is trash. Fortnite gets people in trouble and is very cringe worthy. It's a third person shooter Battle Royale game. If you are older than 11 years of age, don't play it. But it is a child's video game
Fortnite is virgin central
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The best way to lose a girlfriend is to play fortnite
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I lost my chance for sex because I was playing fortnite
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The best way to lose a girlfriend is to play fortnite
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I lost my chance for sex because I was playing fortnite
by Loaf Noir July 19, 2018
Fortnite is known as a popular battle royale shooter game, where you collect materials to build, fight other players, survive the “storm”, and do cringey stolen dance moves. Many people despise the game because of the infections it has caused, most infecting people between the ages of 5-22, it is truly a tragedy.
Parent: My son keeps playing this game called Fortnite!
Friend of parent: Put him to the guillotine.
Parent: Hm.. Good idea!
Friend of parent: Put him to the guillotine.
Parent: Hm.. Good idea!
by Hentai-Man, the Bamboozler. October 01, 2020
The place where kids get salty at every little thing they do and when they don’t get their way they destroy their tv
Mom:what was that noise?!
Kid: the tv is such. TRASH!
Mom:YOU LOSE EVERYTHING FOR A YEAR!!!
Kid: but mom
Mom:I said nothing for a YEAR!!
Kid:But fortnite
Kid: the tv is such. TRASH!
Mom:YOU LOSE EVERYTHING FOR A YEAR!!!
Kid: but mom
Mom:I said nothing for a YEAR!!
Kid:But fortnite
by ZizLuck November 25, 2019
by fuckboi112 September 12, 2019
by Frickacreeper69 June 11, 2020
A game for kids who have no point of going out side and want to spend mommy’s money on it so they can feel good about them self
Did you hear how many kills he got
None he sucks ass man
(-)this shows don’t play fortnite and get laid(-)
None he sucks ass man
(-)this shows don’t play fortnite and get laid(-)
by Jack butler hardcore gang January 21, 2019