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Bling Johnny

Bling Johnny is God. Bling Johnny is life. Bling Johnny is life.
Person 1: EYO IS THAT BLING JOHNNY!?

Person 2: IT IS

Person 1: *dies because of holy bling*
by Iron taste like blood September 3, 2021
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Buying a monkey

A situation in which someone who has recently come into a very large sum of money goes and buys weird, unusual, or taboo things, simply because they can. The phrase itself is derived from Michael Jackson, who bought a pet chimpanzee named Bubbles in the 80's following the success of his album Thriller.
Person 1: I've just fucking won 20 million in the lottery

Person 2: Man, that's a lot of money, what are you going to buy?

Person 1: I'm buying a monkey.
by rollacethejazzmaster September 5, 2021
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Bling Johnny

Bling Johnny is life
Bling Johnny is love.

~God 2/14/00~
Person 1:HOLY SHIT IS THAT BLING JOHNNY

Bling Johnny: y e s

Person 1: HOLY SHIIIIIIIII
by Iron taste like blood September 7, 2021
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Bling

Something signifying glamour and status. Think Venga Boys
It’s not tat, Nessa. It’s bling
by Lordifan October 28, 2021
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blingers

Yo you got any blingers? All I've got is dog worming tablets.
by j.........w November 2, 2021
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blingfactionitis

blingfactionitis is an infection to ones wallet, it is such a powerful infection there is no know cure. even after many years of being dormant it can reappear at any time without notice.

Many suffers of blingfactionitis have signs of an overwelming disire to purchase over priced items that look cool and often suffer from empty wallets
I think I'm suffering from blingfactionitis as I bought an item that gives me .02 percent better output than the original but cost 10 million more.
by YQUSTA November 11, 2021
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blingfactionitis

blingfactionitis is an infection to ones wallet, it is such a powerful infection there is no know cure. even after many years of being dormant it can reappear at any time without notice.

Many suffers of blingfactionitis have signs of an overwelming disire to purchase over priced items that look cool and often suffer from empty wallets
I think I'm suffering from blingfactionitis as I bought an item that gives me .02 percent better output than the original but cost 10 million more.
by YQUSTA November 11, 2021
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