That one friend who you only hang out with when everyone else in the friend group is taken and you have no one else to partner up/hang out with. Usually tends to be someone who's half funny and a little bit interesting with a single quirk that allows them to be in your friend group.
Bob: Hey Joe, wanna partner for gym class?
Joe: Nah, I'm with Rick.
Bob: Alright how about you Deb?
Deb: I'm with Alan, sorry. Guess you'll have to partner with our Second Pick Friend, Zack
Bob: Ah shit.
Joe: Nah, I'm with Rick.
Bob: Alright how about you Deb?
Deb: I'm with Alan, sorry. Guess you'll have to partner with our Second Pick Friend, Zack
Bob: Ah shit.
by TheLastPizzaRoll February 15, 2020
Doctors prescribe aspirin, a sledge hammer, or in severe cases a bullet to relieve ice pick headaches.
by Don't do quack kids. July 20, 2017
by Jsutt August 21, 2017
A parish pick-axe is a Victorian term for a prominent nose.
"The only thing i remember about the guy was that he a parish-pick-axe of his."
"The only thing i remember about the guy was that he a parish-pick-axe of his."
by kurd_snow September 16, 2020
Similar to a pick-up artist, but follows scientifically proven techniques. Doesn't take easily widely spread beliefs and myths. Works hard to get laid but does not always happen because getting laid is not a science but an art.
Alex is a serious pick-up scientist and follows a scientific approach to picking-up girls. His approach is mostly developed by himself because there is not much scientific data and he doesn't trust artists. He fills a detailed report after each score but unfortunately this doesn't happen too often.
by terex1 November 29, 2022
by tljk May 13, 2022
Attempting to remove, your underwear from your butt crack in other words, removing your wedgy out of your bum hole.
by EDGAHHHHH January 19, 2009