by frankemheimer bagel May 15, 2024
Get the jonathan bagelmug. Jonathan is the type of guy women have wet dreams over and men wanna be like. Jonathan's typically hunt in packs together they are usually referred to as sigmas. They have extremely big dongs and will steal your girl in a matter of 10 seconds or less. The eternal rivals of Jonathan's are Nicholas and have been on the winning side for the past 1,000 years. They are known over achievers and leaders. Jonathan's are considered peak human potential.
TL:DR Jonathan's have big dick energy
TL:DR Jonathan's have big dick energy
by kaiserreich28 May 13, 2022
Get the Jonathanmug. Chill dude could get hyper from time to time. When he’s around people he doesn’t know he doesn’t really say much. There normally gods at everything they do. Lets not even mention how great lovers they are
by Anymous User 123 June 1, 2020
Get the Jonathan Camachomug. 
by fwwjonathan November 20, 2021
Get the Jonathanmug. A horrible person. Jonathan will make you feel insane and manipulate you. Never date a Jonathan or you WILL be left emotionally traumatized
by Breadbrush September 11, 2022
Get the Jonathanmug. Complete douchebag, co-founder of the lame ass Seattle record label Sub Pop Records, no talent whatsoever.
And by the way, it was Jonathan Poneman and Bruce Pavitt in agreement with David Geffen (Records); on behalf of Courtney Love and the Seattle Police Department - to plan stage and whack (murdered) Kurt Cobain.
Why? You ask? For profit!
And by the way, it was Jonathan Poneman and Bruce Pavitt in agreement with David Geffen (Records); on behalf of Courtney Love and the Seattle Police Department - to plan stage and whack (murdered) Kurt Cobain.
Why? You ask? For profit!
People still will never figure out that sneaky Jonathan Poneman and co. whacked Kurt Cobain. The truth may never come out, Nirvana fans! Sad sad sad.
by Krazee Rob July 2, 2019
Get the Jonathan Ponemanmug.