turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016

turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016

turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016

Dutch cannon

The best clan warrer you can have on your team, known for his epic spears and his seksie tanking.

Guy: OMG did you see Dutch cannon tank out 17 brews, he even got speared 12 times! Girl: Omg hes so sxcy, i wish he would respond to my love mail!

by Thebeasttanks January 30, 2010

turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016

Shot out of a cannon

its a point in life where things start to move really fast, either good or bad

Ephraim: man, too much stuff is goin' on right now.
Carlos: getting shot out of a cannon, huh? ....pffft. baby.

OR

Ephraim: well, finally, got a good job, a woman who loves me...
Carlos: getting shot out of a cannon, huh? ....pffft. your still a baby...

by Reefstab April 11, 2008

Bulgarian Cum Cannon

When you're assfucking a girl and you decide to cum inside her but, then she farts the cum back at you and you get sprayed with it.

Woah Jeff, did you fuck that girl last night?

Yeah, but that fucker gave me a Bulgarian Cum cannon

by Thad-Jarvis March 9, 2010