Cannibal Logic

!.The logic that if you eat a person they never truly existed
2.A Rock Band band

~created by mike,renee,and nicole
1.Cannibal "who's fred"
other person "dude you ate him"
cannibal " he never existed....Thats cannibal logic"

2.better then carnivorous penguins
by Mike,Renee,Nicole December 24, 2007
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Cannibal Logic

If a person or thing is eaten, life continues as if it didn't exist
Person 2: Hey where did your arm go
Person 1: hmmm i have no idea what your talking about
Person 2: your right arm is gone
Person 1: oh yeah hmm dunno where it went
Cannibal: it never existed, thats Cannibal Logic
by Lang Bomb September 02, 2008
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ezme logic

Ezme logic is when ezme says something stupid like ‘I can walk through the current in a waterfall’ and everyone else is js liek r u for fucking real
by Idfkasksomeoneelse September 08, 2023
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GPS logic

(n. ) -- Logic that only the most sophisticated GPS devices can track, and therefore not very logical in fact.
"I can't believe my ex-wife said that about me. Only the most sophisticated GPS devices can track that kind of logic. That's what I call GPS logic at work!"

overheard at a watercooler in Washington, D.C. on January 6, 2012
by PRwiz101 January 11, 2012
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Deterrence logic

the ability to do a taboo action because if anybody said anything they would expose themselves as aware of it
Person A:(mentions not well known taboo)
Person B: "that's weird why would you talk about something like that"
rest of party:"what are you talking about
Person B (explains)
rest of party: "why do you know that, that"s pretty weird"
Person A: thinking to self (any smart person would think about Deterrence logic and stay quiet)
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Logical fallacies

A useful set of 'refutational tools' whose usage is mainly seen in random internet arguments but can also equally be applied in the IRL realm too, such as against your wife or your boss. The former scenario is where people often abuse logical fallacies to the point of committing a fallacy fallacy, so be wise and use them sparingly and only as a supplement to your argument.

Also related to non sequitur.
1) Jim called out his boss by using logical fallacies to poke holes in his ridiculous decisions.
2) Tommy used logical fallacies to his advantage in order to expose the inconsistencies in his girlfriend's reasoning with regards to how he should spend his money.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 02, 2022
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Belly Logic

where two people in completely seperate countries are thinking about exactly the same thing, or are thinking on the same lines but incompletely different places
two people are chatting on MSN, and they both think of the same thing at teh same time.

eg.
Mr Harlow, the white knight, gotta love broken feet! says:
some of the notes are just abit too high!

GEEKS ARE THE NEW COOL!!! says:
oo strugglin wit the high notes

Mr Harlow, the white knight, gotta love broken feet! says:
belly logic!
by Mr Man1 March 30, 2008
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