Urinal Logic

The belief commonly held by all men that while most urinals have dividers that provide privacy, it is more polite to select a urinal at least one away from another person. The farther away your urinal is from the nearest occupied one, the better. This belief can also apply to stalls, and therefore women as well, although not as commonly as with men.

"I went into the bathroom and there was another guy in there using the urinals, so I took the one farthest away from him. Just following good urinal logic"

by Animal Damage October 1, 2013

hall logic

when one or more of the Hall family decides to start running their mouth in an attempt to insult, or win an arguement, but with incorrect, non-factual evidence and a combination of topics that aren't at all related.

There Joe goes with his "Hall Logic"... that dude never makes sense.

by mitry October 31, 2018

Lunstroth Logic

Logic that can only make sense to people with the name Claudia Lunstroth. Another word for Hypocrisy.

Lunstroth: You are playing chess while you should be working on your project?? unacceptable! finish your project and come see me to check it!

*Five Min later*

Student: Hey Mrs. Lunstroth, can I check in?

Lunstroth: No, I'm playing chess don't bother me.

WOW that's some Lunstroth Logic

by BIG_FRIDGE_L March 12, 2020

Lucas Logic

When didn’t hear about something before therefore it never existed until now

Nobody uses tea to talk about secrets. That's just not a thing.

That's some Lucas Logic right there.

by Spedball_Supreme June 18, 2022

Logic

You are not using my own logic against me. You are doing the thing I want to stop to me out of spite because you don't like what I said.

Hym "That isn't my logic. You are doing the thing that was already happening to me and everything I said about the types of people who do it remains true. The lowest fucking flith in society. What started with fat felons and crackheads continues with the most stupid and useless internet personalities imaginable. Like, you are supposedly fighting fascism... But you lost the fight...And now you need more of your fans money... To, what? Get paid more to lose to fascism? And it isn't even that you care what I said. I called you a stupid piece of shit... And then I created AI... If one of us is a stupid piece of shit here... It ain't me! So this is how you redeem yourself in your own retarded delusional mind. You need me to have my rights violated and you need me to have everything stolen from me because it is THE ONLY WAY for you not to feel like a stupid piece of shit. And no there is no commensurate parallel that make both of us kind of the same somehow. I am right. You are wrong. I am good. You are bad. I am smart. You are dumb. Dumb as fucking dogshit. Let's hope that someone does what you won't and saves these kids because I know for a fact that you do not care about their lives."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2024

logic

Logic is a being that critiques life at the finest, despite how smart or stupid their IQ is.

My name is Logic because I am logic, and you are a Americuckaloid

by Michael Chricton March 4, 2019

Logic

Logic, that is, rationality, is the sequential unfolding of Reality, resulting from the tension between noumenal Reality as it is in-itself and Appearance, finite Reality mediated by a Consciousness. This unfolding takes the form of a dialectical progression.

This Dialectic has three, distinct stages:

1. thesis ( the thesis is nothing else than the indeterminate, positive beginning of the dialectical process; the tension mentioned above results in a contradiction. The latter can only be overcome by transcending (opposing) the thesis. )
2. antithesis ( The antithesis is the positing of the sublation (determinate negation) of the thesis )
3. synthesis ( “divergent thinking”; here, the linear dialectical progression stops, and the contradiction which the thesis was in-itself becomes explicit. The thesis lets go of the contradictions in which it was caught up )

All Logical Patterns have their origin in this dialectical progression, and are either a Thesis, Antithesis or Synthesis.

The Logic-ality of Reality is the condition of the possibility of the existence of Patterns.

by endomorphosis January 10, 2021