Doser Logic

When someone decides to drop all logic and start spouting.

I beat Carson in an argument and then he started pulling out Doser Logic.

by The Dog Outside January 5, 2023

Kenny Logic

A liquor/narcotics influenced idea that makes total sense to the speaker, but in reality, is flat out retarded

Ted Bundy got away with rape for a while, that means I can rape a few and be fine. This is Kenny Logic

by Liam Kenny December 6, 2023

Logic kocht

"die Logic kocht" heißt soviel, we das etwas logisch wird. Die Logic wird so zu sagen gerade heran gekocht.

"das ergibt Sinn, die Logic kocht wohl gerade."

by Amfish December 9, 2023

Liquid Logic

When arguing with a partner, and to get them to see reason, you bust a nut in any sensory organ causing them to change their stance on the situation.

My girlfriend wouldn't let me hang out with the boys until I gave her some liquid logic.

by Otterly Surreal April 5, 2023

logic dive

A minigame used during class trials in the video-game series Danganronpa

I keep dying in this logic dive!

by JoeMama170 April 16, 2023

Quaverian Logic

When a rubbish idea is full of as much puffed up air as a Quavers crisp packet in order to make it seem better.

"Everyone, hear my out. I have an amazing idea. I'm going to build a ladder made from empty loo rolls to climb to the moon .Why loo rolls? They're light weight and compostable. But we need to work together as a team to make this work! It's through all of your efforts that we can make this happen! Are you with me?!"

"Climbing a loo roll ladder to the moon? What a load of Quaverian logic."

by British Chips July 6, 2023

logical stupidity

An bad or stupid idea that makes sense.

Person 1: “Let’s get close to the lit dynamite to put water on it so it doesn’t explode us!”
Person 2: “That’s logical stupidity.”

by Thunder_Rose August 2, 2023