Ford Taurtoise

Da "slow 'n' steady" mid-size sedan dat saved da "fix or repair daily" member of "Da Big Three" from bankruptcy.

If da Ford Taurtoise and da Volkswagen Rabbit had a speed and/or endurance competition, I wonder who would win?

by QuacksO June 20, 2021

Liv Ford

Wisdom. Aura. Awesomeness

Today Liv Ford explained to me how chill and turnt are not mutually exclusive terms. This was only possible through Wisdom. Aura. And awesomeness.

by barnofadez November 8, 2025

Robert Ford

Goofus of the Goofus and Gallant short stories from the kids Highlights magazines that were out back in the 90's. Neither of the two charcters was superior to the other, but they were clearly different kinds of people.

Robert Ford was a male Goofus, though not all goofuses are male.

by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021

Ford

What I've lost prior to government failure of forced abortion my family had over 150 Ford's before graduated licensing

Can Trudeau replace $8,400,0⁰⁰ and my Ford's

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Fording

Werb. Touching or standing too close to people in public transportation. Standing too close to people to make them disturbed and go away

He sit our spot, let's fording him and make him go away

by dthplt August 2, 2022

taylor ford

a bitch who accuses you of cheating

Hey did you hear about taylor ford, shes a bitch

by Mike farts April 26, 2020

Ford

For Off Road Driving
Fastest On Race Day
Faithful Obedient Reliable Dependable
Found Often Rescuing Dodges

and now For Our Real Diesels

The number one selling truck in America for 43 years and counting is the FORD F-150

by Jr. B November 24, 2020