The art of ejaculating semen on your partner’s body, then using the dick as a paint brush to shmear said semen in a potential artistic fashion. Traditionally on their face.
by eck07 November 21, 2018
Get the dab n’ shmear mug.Application of residue from dab tool onto a cigarette of your choice. Some say this will get you a stronger buzz, and will help keep your tool immaculate.
by StonedWall December 17, 2018
Get the Dab Cig mug.p1: "hey I just got wax, wanna come over?"
p2: "idk man last time I had oil I got stuck in a dab paradox for 3 weeks"
p2: "idk man last time I had oil I got stuck in a dab paradox for 3 weeks"
by peoplepopper27 February 14, 2019
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by A thicc biych September 21, 2019
Get the Dab on haters mug.Regarding the state of China government reaction to Coronavirus (quote from New York Times):
When Mr. Zhou delivered his annual report to the city’s People’s Congress on Jan. 7 against a backdrop of bright red national flags, he promised the city top-class medical schools, a World Health Expo, and a futuristic industry park for medical companies. Not once did he or any other city or provincial leader publicly mention the viral outbreak.
“Stressing politics is always No. 1,” the governor of Hubei, Wang Xiaodong, told officials on Jan. 17, citing Mr. Xi’s precepts of top-down obedience. “Political issues are at any time the most fundamental major issues.”
Shortly after, Wuhan went ahead with a massive annual potluck banquet for 40,000 families from a city precinct, which critics later cited as evidence that local leaders took the virus far too lightly.
When Mr. Zhou delivered his annual report to the city’s People’s Congress on Jan. 7 against a backdrop of bright red national flags, he promised the city top-class medical schools, a World Health Expo, and a futuristic industry park for medical companies. Not once did he or any other city or provincial leader publicly mention the viral outbreak.
“Stressing politics is always No. 1,” the governor of Hubei, Wang Xiaodong, told officials on Jan. 17, citing Mr. Xi’s precepts of top-down obedience. “Political issues are at any time the most fundamental major issues.”
Shortly after, Wuhan went ahead with a massive annual potluck banquet for 40,000 families from a city precinct, which critics later cited as evidence that local leaders took the virus far too lightly.
- Hey, Mr. Dictator of China, sir. Perhaps we should do something bout the deadly virus outbreak? Maybe we could cancel the annual banquet for 40,000 families this year?
- Nah, Dab On Them Haters.
- Nah, Dab On Them Haters.
by DavidKlein February 28, 2020
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