picking up groceries

Grabbing a handful of fruit snacks and gold fish after dicking down a single mother.

The worst part about picking up groceries is having to listen to her kid whine about me eating the last of the scooby doo gummies

by Doyle156 December 24, 2020

pick-up scientist

Similar to a pick-up artist, but follows scientifically proven techniques. Doesn't take easily widely spread beliefs and myths. Works hard to get laid but does not always happen because getting laid is not a science but an art.

Alex is a serious pick-up scientist and follows a scientific approach to picking-up girls. His approach is mostly developed by himself because there is not much scientific data and he doesn't trust artists. He fills a detailed report after each score but unfortunately this doesn't happen too often.

by terex1 November 28, 2022

pick me boy

its literally titty tom

titty tom is such a self-deprecating pick me boy

by tljk May 12, 2022

a new pope was picked

smoking out while your significant other goes down on you

Kelly's boyfriend ruled a blunt for her before a new pope was picked.

by Shortbuspoker October 22, 2022

pick it up and ride

The “it” is yourself, your troubles, your insecurities, whatever is weighing you down. You’re stronger than you think and there’s hope and love all around you. So pick it up, ride the waves, and know peace isn’t that far away. Say this after comforting a stressed friend to encourage them, or say it to yourself when you need it. (Phrase from and definition inspired by the song Ride by Sara Diamond)

What’s one bad grade? You’re still amazing! This doesn’t define you. There’s always next time. For now just pick it up and ride. I promise you’ll be ok, whatever the outcome.

by TeddySaysHi January 1, 2022

Picking your teeth

When someone says they're picking someone's teeth, they're changing their mouth to get you to say something that they want you to, usually for a setup or to make them mad.

Sorry I have to study for a couple of hours.
Sounds like a lot of fun! Are you having fun?
No??
Haha yeah I'm just picking your teeth.

by SirCompliments August 12, 2021

picking your cheese

Attempting to remove, your underwear from your butt crack in other words, removing your wedgy out of your bum hole.

Hey gurl, where you just picking your cheese?

by EDGAHHHHH January 19, 2009