greasing the seal

Post ejaculation of solo masturbation, said person takes their cum and rubs it inside and out of their asshole while making seal sounds.
"ARF! ARF! ARF! greasing the seal!"
by jimmy_chicken March 12, 2012
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Grease Trap

When something is completely and utterly fucked or going to be fucked or just completely greasy you shouldn’t even touch it
Nolan- Derek, be carefully she’s greasy asf and you’re gonna get stuck in a grease trap
Derek- I like them grease though

Nolan-once in a grease trap it’s hard to escape
by Cupcake_Dealer06 December 11, 2022
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Grease Trap

Refers to an individual, often toxic or narcissistic, who cunningly presents themselves as the ideal partner or friend, attempting to lure others into a relationship that proves difficult to escape. Much like a literal grease trap in plumbing that captures and retains undesirable substances, this person uses deceit and manipulation to ensnare others emotionally or romantically.

The term emphasizes the slippery and challenging nature of disentangling oneself from the relationship once entrapped. It serves as a cautionary metaphor for individuals who feign positivity and charm while concealing ulterior motives. Identifying a "grease trap" involves recognizing red flags early on to avoid being ensnared in a relationship that may prove detrimental in the long run.
After months of what seemed like a fairy-tale romance, I realized they were nothing more than a grease trap, concealing their true intentions behind a facade of charm and sweetness.

After months of seemingly genuine friendship, I realized that he was nothing more than a grease trap, concealing his true intentions behind a facade of warmth and camaraderie.

Sarah was initially captivated by Jake's charismatic charm, but over time, she began to suspect that he was nothing more than a grease trap, skillfully concealing his manipulative nature behind a façade of ideal partnership.

"After months of bliss, I realized that Mary was nothing more than a grease trap, skillfully concealing her true nature while ensnaring me in a relationship that became nearly impossible to escape."
by The Grease Trap Chronicles December 24, 2023
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grease trap

The act of a threesome where one person catches all the drippings
Last night I volunteered to be the grease trap
by Dirty -J- February 05, 2016
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grease napkin

Somthing that's at a whataburger
When someone throws a grease napkin at whataburger in your face
by Msyew August 26, 2015
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grease slinger

A dishwasher who specalizes in cleaning grease
Guy 1, "Who is gonna clean all these bacon trays?"
Guy 2, "Jeff will, he's a grease slinger."
by LSDVoltagePCP June 05, 2017
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alley grease

Alley Grease. Usually the bums & the derelicts that are behind buildings loitering in and around dumpsters… And are usually found in larger cities.
At the end of my work shift I went out to dump the garbage… And to my surprise, there was more alley grease than normal on this evening
by spukspuk February 18, 2022
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