stop fucking teasing me

we she keep teasing you when you tell stop but she keep on going no matter what you say.

Stop fucking teasing me or i'll never talk to you again joel.

by its me you know November 22, 2020

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The happiness stays with me, for the ephemeral.

by anonymous March 14, 2021

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Me when your girl

Me when your girl is a phrase used to interrupt another persons sentence, specifically when they make a mistake. Most often used when someone stutters, but can also be used when someone corrects themselves, or if somebody says something wrong moultiple times without correcting themselves.

Often times, the phare itself is intentionally stuttered to increase the amount of embarrasment that the person who is interrupted feels.

Anon1: Yo I just watched this video whe- wh- where this guy he-
Anon2: Me whe- me when y- me, me when your girl.
Anon1: Man shut the fuck up.
Anon2: Not u-until you fix that fucking speech impe-
Anon1: M-m-m-me when your girl.
Anon2: Fuck

by Hamgburger :3 October 4, 2021

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shit me dead cunt

It can be used pretty much just as an exclamation. Like in frustration when something is not going right. Or when something is top notch.

Shit me dead cunt she is fit.
Shit me dead cunt, cant you do one fucking thing round the house?

by the.bish April 16, 2019

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i’m in me mums car

Broom broom

“I’m in me mums car, broom broom”
“Get out of me car”
“Aww”

by CamoDogYT August 23, 2020

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suck me noodles bro

When one drains the life out of a elderly transvestite by ejaculating onto a smart phone of wich has been inserted into a anal crevis with David Cameron, prince Philip, the savior of earth (Donald j trump) and a love child between Isis and the kkk

Stop and suck me noodles bro I can't kamakarzy on me own two foreskins

by trump our lord May 24, 2016

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