Butt fucking nowhere

The best type of nowhere to be in

As you can clearly see, I am out here in scenic butt fucking nowhere. And I have to say, the best part about BEING in butt fucking nowhere is the butt fucking

by Lil Skelly July 25, 2024

Anti Monkey Butt

formulated with a cornstarch base, kaolin (for extra chafing protection), sodium bicarbonate (for fighting odor) and powdered calamine (for soothing).

And, we’re not monkeying around! Anti Monkey Butt was born from the desire to provide humankind with high quality products that help maximize the well-being and performance of those who work hard, play hard and for anyone who doesn't want to spend their day in discomfort.

by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023

Butt Cum

A brown substance that comes out of your butt when aroused.

“Do NOT butt cum” “I’m gonna butt cum”. Also “It’s not shit it’s butt cum. Sure it comes from the same place as shit but it’s not, it’s butt cum”

by Cutieboi69 December 4, 2024

Chug butts

Chug butts - To chug butts is to make gay jokes to the homies but you your self are secretly closeted and want to chug the homies butts.

Chug butts - that guy Max tucker? He chugs butts.

by ButtChugger24 May 17, 2018

Poop Butt Seggies

when you shit in a girls ass causing her to cum twice as fast, then cum in her eyes and yell "seggies time"

"yeah me and my girl had poop butt seggies it was hot"

by Pogoxman January 1, 2021

northern butt

The northern butt is more commonly known as the mouth.

I need to give my northern butt a rest, so I will be going on mute,

by t$am July 27, 2022

butt hopper

a person goes around hopping men and women butts

John : I have aids

Jim: what a fucking butt hopper

by farting Justin heads boy July 23, 2021