Dicknose Cock Waffle

When a cock penetrates so far down thru the throat that it comes out the nose while getting slapped by a waffle.

I was taking a shit and my buddies hiding in the bathtub hit me with a dicknose cock waffle.

by tUrd dRAgoN 69 420 April 15, 2020

Big enormous COCK

BEC

Ethan does not have A BEC: BIG ENormous COCk

by Jitterz November 14, 2020

SMEGMA COCK CHEESE

The sandwich filler Bruno Powroznik uses.

Bruno Powroznik: SMEGMA COCK CHEESE x5

by dum bo June 6, 2020

Cock and Ball Lingerie

Cock and ball lingerie or CBL, is a sexual activity involving the application of lacing and/or leather to the penis and/or testicles. This may involve directly lewd lingeries, such as cock corset, balls bra, balls suspenders, Frilly bell end, cock socks, furry coats, testicle gloves, testicle high socks, leather shaft braces, shaft garter belts and ball glamour.

Person 1: Look at her, she got a fancy futa cock
Person 2: I know she got some Cock and Ball Lingerie

by Bigboenergy June 14, 2020

Colossal Cock Chaos

He has the biggest peen on the planet and is only 15. He has had sex with 331 different women, and has probably fucked your mom. He wants to be a train conductor when he grows up so he can keep running trains on these hoes.

KTR: dude I think Colossal Cock Chaos is coming to my house
Tuna: oh no hes gonna fuck your mom just like he fucked my mom
KTR: 😥

by BitcoindaVikingFan October 21, 2020

All roach and no cock

Phrase: Somebody who you would compare to a roach. Someone who never stands up for himself/herself -- a pussy.

Ricky: "Bro you look like a Cleveland Steamer had dried out after a storm."
Bobby: "I know."
Ricky: "You're not gonna defend yourself?"
Bobby: "No."
Ricky: "Man you're all roach and no cock."

by Squiddy_D October 18, 2020

cock-a-doodle-do

when your home alone with friends and your boarded and on urban dictionary .

"BITCH I JUST COCK-A-DOODLE-DOED YOUR DAD."

by BLUEWAFFLEBITCH April 7, 2017