phone game

the most intense game you will ever play. to play the phone game, one must sit by a phone, preferably one used to reach many people such as a family's home phone. as soon as someone calls, without looking at the caller ID, immediatly pick up the phone, scream into it as loud as you can, using a swear if you want, and hang up immediatly. then check the caller ID to see who it was that called you.
the phone game is the best game you will ever play.
by davidthemurderer August 22, 2006
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Girlfriend Phone

Android phone given to Google employees as a perk then re-gifted to their girlfriend after going back to the iphone.
Why don't you whip out your girlfriend phone and Goggle it?
by sweaty Palm May 11, 2010
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Wet phone

When your phone is blowing up with texts/ notifications; the opposite of a dry phone.
my Phone is so wet; I have so many texts.

A wet phone is a phone blowing up.
by Kaybee March 09, 2018
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phone bone

The act of talking for hours and hours with a girl or a guy till your ears fall off.
Hey Nelson, did you waste your time last night phone boning with Susy?
by Slang Master June 17, 2005
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shoe phone

Noun that describes one's lack of a cellphone & needs to use a land line.
Maureen: "Hey, Tracey wants to get a hold of you. What do I tell her?"

Me: "Yeah, well tell her I'll call her from my shoe phone."
by krischicki June 12, 2008
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ASCOM PHONE

A crappy cordless phone used in the hospital setting given to staff to communicate with each other and other departments. It is very expensive, loses signal frequently, has an extremely short battery life, drops calls and is always static-y. You can never understand a full conservation when on an Ascom phone.
An ER doctor ripped the pharmacy staff new assholes when the ASCOM PHONE hung up on the doctor while he was trying to give a heparin order
by Dollie Pop November 24, 2011
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phone tex

The conveyance of dirty messages through texting for the purpose of arousing you and the sender.
"that phone tex gave my thumbs a hard-on."
by VonDoom February 25, 2008
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