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Rotters Jock

A strange black fungus lying in the crevis of your pelvis, resulting in a sicking rotting smell and large fungus stacks. Often mistaken with Gonorrhea.
My underwear is wet and now I have contracted Rotters Jock
by Denislovesrashers September 8, 2020
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hobbit jock

An extremely short person, who is very annoying but amazing at sports and thinks the ladies want him just because he is good at sports. He also rides a hobbit pocket
Dude Braden is such a hobbit jock, he thinks everyone is all over him. And he is sooooo annoying
by Wooloke April 7, 2015
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Jocks my cock

1. A way of saying that something makes you want to masturbate. (Male)

2. Another phrase that represents the expression "grinds my gears."
1. "Oh, that naked lady really jocks my cock!

2. "You beat me in Mario Kart? That sure jocks my cock.
by Undead Monarch June 7, 2025
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Jock

The man who brings the water.

Staving off dehydration in the intoxicated masses, this man saves lives with quiet intent.
Many assume due to his name sake, that a Jock would be rude and crude, but in reality, Jock is a man who quietly loves behind a guise of apathy.
Breaks in new boots without a whimper of pain.
Thanks for the water Jock 😊
by WhiskyGirl84 August 7, 2021
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Jocke

A father to a rasberry cream loving boy . He has 40 doughters and loves to fuck small boys. Has a cousin named Michel and has no hair on his head
by Jocke destroyer March 27, 2019
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jocke

When you are sjukt dräggig.
Oj, here we have en jocke.
by Aroronon September 6, 2017
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Jock Fantasy

Generally followed by people who feel edgy. Jock fantasy is for people who didn't read fantasy as kids and make sure you know they do now. Typically someone who binge watches The Hobbit movies and shares Game if Thrones memes on Facebook
Person 1: Did you watch Gane of Thrones last night?

Person 2: Nah, I don't waste my time on jock fantasy
by Mike8404 April 11, 2019
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