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URBAN DICTIONARY JOCK

Bringing order to PLANET EARTH and DISORDER to your DICK AND CUNT.

MARCONI RUBIN BRIN PAGE. G00 G00 EMPHATIC 2ND G00

AARON "WATSON" PECKHAM. 1999 AI
PAUL ANTHONY GIOVANI IBM CLOUD

MOHAMED HASSAN KAMIL TAKAFUL SYRIA 1999
MALAYSIA IND0NESIA SINGAP0RE THAILAND

PEDOPHILE SIAM PEDO PEDOPHILE 369
SANS ASS N...SYARIKAT TAKAFUL

FOUNDER of URBAN DICTIONARY AARON "WATSON" PECKHAM ...NO FEAR...KNIOW FEAR

URBAN DICKTIONARY

URBAN CUNTIONARY
Look the URBAN DICTIONARY JOCK is the macho athletic ASSH0LE MALE , that radio DISC JOCKEY does the talking at times , THE WORDS always JOCKEYING for position and finally THE ATHLETIC SUPPORTER BIKE JOCK strap PEDO PEDOPHILE...

URBAN DICKTIONARY is DARK ORIGINATION

URBAN CUNTIONARY us DARK 0RIGINATION
AND URBAN SH0WWARDS cleans things up in the SHOWER or BATHTUB or MALESTROM to make THINGS EVEN MORE INDECENT and SUPER DIRTY as worse THAN SIN AND ASHAME.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 9, 2022
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soc jocks

a group of soccer players who play on the same team and and always hang around each other. similar to the soccer cult, but these people are view as popular and friendly, can either be a group of boys and girls
non soccer friend: hey mia, wanna hang out
mia: can't, im hanging with tessa and lori.
non soccer friend: oh, you mean the soc jocks
by SiennaChace August 15, 2010
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Rotten Jocks

Rotten Jocks are underwear that has gone through thick and thin, and has a considerable amount of multicolored stains on it.
Aiden: Yo look at these ventilation holes in my undies!
Lucas: Those are rotten jocks😅
by DUNC3 March 1, 2025
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hobbit jock

An extremely short person, who is very annoying but amazing at sports and thinks the ladies want him just because he is good at sports. He also rides a hobbit pocket
Dude Braden is such a hobbit jock, he thinks everyone is all over him. And he is sooooo annoying
by Wooloke April 7, 2015
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jocke

Jocke is a very tal Guy hwo dont like fucking or girls, the only thing Jocke cares aboute is his games, Jocke Almost Always has a dog, becouse Jocke likes dogs, A Jocke usally plays hockey, and Jocke likes cars and bikes, jocke is the one guy hwo havent lost his verginity yet
Did you call Jocke, yeah but he dident want t come out he just want to be home and playing games
by Abri vad vill du December 12, 2016
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Cellular Jocking

The act of hating or disrespecting the people around you by means of calling or texting on a cellular device

An act that causes the loss of a great magnitude of swagger

An action that is only prevented with good friends or a really hot babe, may cause loss of friends aswell

Actions that have been reported worse than Cock Blocking

Sentence
Shayne didn't enjoy party because he was cellular jocking the whole time.
by Matt a Victim March 30, 2010
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Cock jocks

Alternative term for speedos or budgy smugglers, particularly in Western Australia.
Wow, Simon really fills those cock jocks.
by rb1190 May 22, 2023
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