California Heavy

A term used for a closer, deal maker, or problem solver. The term was used back in the 70's for a deal maker in the used car business.

Carmen tried to close the deal, but had to bring in the California Heavy Glen to ink the deal.

by closer14 January 7, 2011

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Heavy Heavy Safe

Describing something as very good or brilliant.
To signify something as great.

Yeaah, heavy heavy safe

by Beciee August 5, 2010

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Heavy Metal Butterfly

A term of endearment used by hick felons with penis envy for their slutty rebound skanks that suffer from low self esteem and Bi-polor disorder.

Girl #1. "So I heard Brandon is cheating on his wife again!"
Girl #2. "With who?"
Girl #1. "With some heavy metal butterfly he met in an Exxon bathroom while selling crack."

by Pochino August 14, 2008

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Heavy Kung Fu

Really good and disgustingly badass. A mixture of heavy, meaning really good or deep and as kickass as kung fu.

Guy 1 "Man, how did you manage to kill that Boss and not take a single hit?"

Guy 2 "Because I'm Heavy Kung Fu"

by pisodiumis February 4, 2014

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The definition of a teenager (most likely a guy) who does nothing but eat hella food, vape an eciggarete or smoke cigs, and sleep. This teenager does not shower and loves attention.

This is also the definition of anyone who doesn't shower and is funny as fuck for no real reason. You just laugh whenever they're around but not at their expense. Like a mentally handicapped kid.

Man this heavy nuts retardo was sleeping in my closet for three weeks. Glad I found him there before my closet reaked of ballsweat and cigs.

"Man this heavy nuts retardo came over and we laughed for hours for no reason. We ain't even smoked weed or nothin."

Is that a fucking fat joke?

by lolwhatsupmom July 9, 2014

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