T Funk Carry

When the powerful Twitch Streamer "T Funk Era" carries you in a Halo match.

Good thing we had that T Funk Carry or we might not have achieved a victory!

by Cool_boomer1957 August 18, 2022

Funk Badger

Usually referring to a very large Skunk.

Dude, that funk badger almost sprayed my dog!

by Stpaul83 November 10, 2017

john funk

a very self absorbed femboy twink, a knee slapper, a self proclaimed man , a comedian, a gigolo, his intro song is “i aint got nobody (just a gigolo) by louis prima”. money getting, hes a grinderrr oh oh oh ohhh he get money fr oh oh oh oh ohh, likes to slap tf out hoes if out of line, he spreads the love alll arounddd, the one and only big nasty, he likes to feather his mullet, does roids on a daily basis and ends up getting hemorrhoids from the strong strain, unleashes the most diabolical, unhinged, life taking, nose hair burning farts ever. also shits himself alot bc of the strain and pressure of the farts.

“yoo is that john funk?” “yeah bro i heard he got the gnarliest farts ever man”

*farts*

*burns nose hairs off*

“damm nigga chill out u pullin a john funk w those farts”

*looking in the mirror w self obsession*
“aye bro u ever gonna leave the mirror alone?”
“nah im the fairest of them all the mirror said so”

by jim bithell March 10, 2025

road funk

The layer of filth that is on you after a road trip.

I'm gonna go take a shower before we go out to get this road funk off of me.

by Brawny Martin January 13, 2008

Sick in the funk

When one is completely absorbed by and or involved in controversial matters. Usually that of a nefarious or scandalous type.

Damn, homie! Im here in the joint and been getting word that you're sick in the funk!

by Duck from the gunclub June 11, 2018

Funk

An abstract concept that denotes a feeling of euphoria indescribable by human language. A feeling one has when they are in a supremely primal state in which an individual emotionally feels boundless and free. Usually marked by the unintentional telling of true emotions and feelings.

I took some LSD last night and I felt the funk flow through me, I was at peace.
Last night at the party we got so funky that I told everyone we boned in the outhouse.
The gay sex was so great he took me to Funkytown.

by nawitt1999 September 15, 2016

Funk Fingers

When you stick your finger(s) up a person's bum and it comes out smelling of excrement.

"After doing some anal play with my girlfriend, I had to wash my hands before making a sandwich or else it would smell like funk fingers"

by zeeon doodlebob October 10, 2019