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woof donkey

A manly man who is completely gay but hides it well, usually found hanging out in bars preying on young fat men who are almost 5'9" that get too drunk to defend themselves sexually. This behavior is likely due to the Geldard syndrome.

A woof donkey is the gay male version of a swamp donkey. Woof donkeys are usually miserable creatures because they are unable to retain "life partners" because of being hung like field mice (Geldard syndrome). This is also why they are very elusive and rarely caught. Most victims never know anything happened during or after being completely taken advantage of by a woof donkey.
Look at that Woof Donkey bastard Geldard hanging on little OCD Stevie over there. Probably going to dip him in flour and lick his jelly rolls. Squeal like a pig little Stevie!
by Chris's Frog October 30, 2019
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Donkey Tooth

The male version of a camel toe, in this occasion the pants of a male person is stuck in the penis hole
Girl: Hi Thomas how was your bathroom break

Guy: oh my it was just so swell I'm glad I broke for the bathroom when I did
Girl: Ew!!! what the fuck is that Thomas, you have a Donkey Tooth
Guy: oh shit I do!!
by Poseidon May 24, 2016
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k donkey

A girl with a K initial or named Kessler with a nice butt, booty, donk! Can also be used with anyones first initial of their name.
Look at that K donkey! Booty Nice Butt Donk Firm Butt Fit
by Friendsofeveryone August 11, 2017
mugGet the k donkeymug.

Donkey Style

Similar to doggy style in form but when the man is hung like an equine animal.
I was looking forward to doggy style but when I took of his pants, I realized I was getting donkey style. I couldn't walk right for a week.
by Explosive Jim August 31, 2017
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donkey sitting

taking a dumb stand in a fight, row, argument or debate
Allyssa was donkey sitting on Bryan's side.
by Danikinssss January 6, 2021
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Bong Donkey

When someone is being an absolute Choof Wizard.

Someone that is a massive stoner.
“It smells like weed in here you Bong Donkey!”
by Bong Donkey July 25, 2019
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Donkey smuggler

Somebody who smuggles donkey's.

A donkey which is a smuggler.

Originally used a derogatory term towards a male / female.
by Bullets0fButter July 4, 2011
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