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Bubble & Creep

A variation of the British Tradition of eating left-overs from your Sunday roast the next Morning or lunchtime. Bubble & Creep however, is when a male or female fornicates and typically eats out their mate’s one night stand or partner the morning following a party. Tears will be shed
Good morning babe.... wait, where are you? Jess? Baby?
Joe mate have you seen Jess?’

‘Sooorry bro I think John’s having Bubble & Creep for breakfast

‘What? My best mate? With my girlfriend? That sick fuck!’
by Officer Party Hard July 13, 2019
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casual creeping

The act of creeping on someone AFTER they personally liked a photo or post ect on a social media site and you click on their profile to see what they've been up to
Person 1: It was just casual creeping nothing more
by Sunshine06 January 13, 2015
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Creeping Rat Cunt

An Old, Short, Shriveled up waste of space that is meant to be considered part of the team in the workplace. They tend to suffer from Mystery Sickness and usually have disfigured cretin followers.
"Urghh I hate working with ****, he's such a Creeping Rat Cunt!"
by Super Cat Man December 21, 2013
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Creep Rule

A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.
by Caramirdan October 3, 2016
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mega creep

A mega creep is a creep but worse.

In a world of predators, he is an apex predator.

Being attracted to someone in your age group & asking them out doesn't make someone creepy,

Wanting to violate them, touch and embrace them non-consensually & being predatory does, and the mega creep does all of that with an extremely creepy smile and gestures.

There is nothing wrong with being bisexual alone:

But whereas a standard creep is only creepy to one gender, and just really mean to the other one but not creepy to it:

The mega creep is creepy to both.

When he sees a young couple, he doesn't admire & want to violate just one: he admires & wants to violate both.
Terry is a mega creep. He needs to fix himself ASAP.
by Mega_Creep March 14, 2023
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Hit The Shiddy/Right Cheek Creep

When you or someone else takes a fat shit/ when you discover a massive unflushed shit in a gas station bathroom.
HOLY SHIT, THE TOILET SEAT IS STAINED BROWN!!!
HE HIT THE SHIDDY/RIGHT CHEEK CREEP'D ALL OVER IT😭😭
by Un2siast January 30, 2024
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Covid-Creep

People who go all deranged on you, because you refuse to participate in their sheeple-rituals, by wearing a product to breath through, which will damage you when re-breathing your own crude, or sterilizing your hands with damaging chemicals.
The dollar-store guard went all Covid-Creep on me, so I backed away and went to another liquor outlet.
by Corvuskind August 16, 2020
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