african ritual

when the man sits in a meditation position, legs crossed, under the girl and eats her out while she takes a poop on his face

I did the african ritual with my girlfriend and it took for ever to clean up

by eatyouout May 21, 2011

african volcano

when one paints the tip of their penis black and ejaculates rapidly into a girls wide open mouth!!

Gisele received an african volcano from Tom Brady!!

by PV3 December 19, 2010

South African Mortar

When a person shits in a Vuvuzela, then blows and shoots it onto someone’s chest.

Mary wanted to get spicy on Friday night, so I gave her a South African Mortar.

by Kim Jong Poo Poo April 8, 2022

African Ceiling Bird

A smoke alarm with a low battery. Note its distinct chirp.

"Let me see that ceiling fan."
*smoke alarm chirps*
"Oh, you have an African Ceiling Bird. You should change that battery. Carbon monoxide is a silent killer."

by GumNut the Wise July 9, 2025

african tumbleweed

A ball of bigger pubes that blow around your jail cell like tumbleweeds in the wild wild west.

Yo darkie, you better pick up this African tumbleweed of the floor of my hut before I beat the black off you.

by Christbird May 16, 2020

African safari

When you transfer something butt to butt

Putting something in between your buttcheeks and passing it to someone else via their buttcheeks via African safari

by Oranjeted August 10, 2025

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