Wine bar widow

A husband or boyfriend, who sits at home patiently whilst his wife/girlfriend is out partying every night, normally holding the baby or looking after the kids she's bored of. If she comes homes he's treated to banging, crashing, and violent vomiting on the landing or down the side of the bath. If she doesn't come home, he lays in bed knowing full well his significant other is being royally plowed by the local horse-hung stud or even studs.

What you up to tonight, ah wife is out again, wine bar widow again then.

by What's going on. July 22, 2022

red wine supernova

'Red wine supernova' is a play on the term 'champagne supernova'
a euphemism for an explosive hookup

Let’s listen to “Red Wine Supernova” by Chappell Roan.

by Ravenwhiteclaw August 17, 2024

Indian Wine Maker

a post anal sex act, performed by letting semen and cane sugar ferment in ones anus for three days while corked; after uncorking a straw is inserted and the drink is consumed.

Naran and Jamie spent the week preparing for their Indian Wine Maker.

by LarsonExpert January 10, 2025