Crap rod

A rod or stick or pole that has been shoved up a womens anus and is now covered in crap.

Wayne: WTF is that smell?
Josh: IDk maybe its that crap rod next to you.
Mambo: my bad dog i thought i put that bad boy back into my closet

by inyofacenowbisch February 4, 2009

coffee crap

An exceptionally foul-smelling stool resulting from the recent consumption of coffee.

Fred: "Geez, what happened in there? Someone really grenaded the toilet."

Ted: "Must've been a coffee crap."

by i-preferpi April 29, 2010

The Crap-Slap

Taking a dump in a laytex glove and smacking someone with it. Simple as that....

Sam: hey what are you doing?
Jordan: *SLAP*
Sam: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!
Jordan: You just got The Crap-Slap!!!

by therumpler October 21, 2010

Camper Crap

1. A lesser variety of Trailer Trash who reside in their campers, often in Walmart parking lots. 2. A form of White Trash who own neither home nor car, instead only affording a camper that doubles as both housing and transportation.

Look there, in the parking lot, I think those folks might be Camper Crap!

by MWriter September 23, 2009

crap-trap

The point at which your sphincter tightens and prevents defecation. Slang: the closure point of your bum-hole.

I'll be there in a couple minutes. A quick release of the crap-trap and I'll be done.

by bigbadscot January 3, 2017

Holy Crap

Holy Crap is a delicious, organic, non-GMO, gluten-free energizing breakfast cereal. It only contains real unprocessed ingredients.

"Whattya eatin'?"

"HoLy CrAp!!!"

by Bossalicious April 20, 2017

crap hatch

Descriptive term for a womans asshole

Dr. Pig Pounder is here to plunge your crap hatch.

Nothing would top this night off better than me bottoming out your crap hatch.

by Asp 22 July 23, 2011