Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."-Mitsurugi

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by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

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Get the Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."-Mitsurugimug.

The Sword in The Stone

The Sword in The Stone is when a woman is either lying on her back or is kneeling and a Man (or woman with any form of penis) bends down and deep throat piston fuck them until they orgasm.

Bro 1: Dude did you here, Jaxon and your mom re-enacted "The Sword in The stone".
Bro 2 (Slightly embarrassed and self-conscious): Come on bro, stop talking about my mom you know that's just mean.

Bro 1: You're right bro I'm sorry.
Bro 2: It's all right, now come over here and give papa some of that Portuguese breakfast.
Bro 1: UwU ok *rawr*

by ElectricBoogalUwU August 23, 2019

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Get the The Sword in The Stonemug.

noobslayer sword

any blade that noobplayer4510 see fit for a practical melee battle, however the noobslayer sword is not use for slaying noobs it is a blade of lower rank use to destroy higher rank players, because of this the higher ranked players/pros often get toxic and report noobplayer4510 of hacking.

the guy must have a noobslayer sword

by noobplayer May 4, 2022

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Get the noobslayer swordmug.

The master sword

When you attach a sword to a fan and let it spin at your balls

I love playing the master sword

by Aids master 3 November 1, 2020

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Get the The master swordmug.

Lake Sword

Originally from Skyrim, Lake Sword is a type of naked pose for sending someone nudes in a bubble bath with the bubble surrounding your penis as it emerges from the bath.

"Hey send nudes?" The boys in the background,"LAKE SWORD"

by MountainMen December 29, 2019

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