National bj day

Suck ur niggas cock

Today is national bj day come here and drop ur pants nigga.

by Zemify12 October 28, 2019

National Ejaculation Day

Every July 4th A Group Of Teenagers Go Down To There Local Lake And Procced To Ejaculate Into It.

A. Hey its National Ejaculation Day Today!
B. Yeah Lets Go Down To Our Lake And Cum In It!
All Together. YEAH!

by KidBlender69 January 8, 2022

National Olivia Day

Where you go to an Olivia and love them for who they are and show your love towards them. If you have an Olivia as your friend, take care of her. She's one of a kind.

person 1: Hey whats ur name?
person 2: My name is Olivia
Person 1: HEY I WILL BUY U THE WHOLE MACDONALD MENU!
person 2: THANK YOU BUT WHY
person 1: Its national Olivia day.

by Iamasoontobemilf August 1, 2021

national caoimhe day

March 1st; a day dedicated to Caoimhe! When you have an Irish name, it’s uncommon to see it anywhere, so this day is all yours. Enjoy it!

Wow, it’s national caoimhe day today!

by crayola February 3, 2022

National Danny Day

a day dedicated to the perfect boy in the world. my one and only love forever <3. i love you so much pretty boy, you deserve the world and so much more :)

Its National Danny Day, stfu hes the only one that matters.

by DopeyExe August 1, 2021

National Rondling Day

Traditionally held on the first Monday of the year, participants gather all across the country and get savagely rondled. Get involved!!

National Rondling Day: RONNNDDDLLLEEE!!!!!

by Rondler McSpinkster January 2, 2011

national shawty day

National holiday for all the chill shawties out there

Omg bro i’m throwing a huge ass party for national shawty day!

by shawtyshelb November 24, 2019