lincoln

honestly, lincoln is the best. idk what else to say cuz he’s just that epic. -if ur lincoln this is the one and only weezie here

person one : omg look! it’s lincoln he’s so epic
person two:omg ikr he’s the best

by usucc November 16, 2019

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Chocolate Lincoln

When you shove a roll of pennies up your ass and then shit them out.

The chocolate Lincoln was slowly coming out.

by Lincolns Logs November 9, 2023

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Lincoln is awesome. He is sweet. He is super duper hot. Girls should have a boyfriend called Lincoln. Girls need a boyfriend called Lincoln. Although he is bad at bedwars he is good at other games like skywars. He is good at sport too. He likes AFL and most Lincoln's cheer for the western bulldogs. He is friendly and has lots of friends. Despite the original Lincoln who is writing has autism, he is popular in his high school homeroom. Girls should hang out with Lincoln if you find one.

Girl: OMG hello future boyfriend rowrrrr
Girl 2: No he is mine get away
Girl: No he's mine
Lincoln: come on ladies how 'bout you both come to the movies with me
Both girls: okay

by Definition:Lincoln Coate March 13, 2022

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Lincoln

a soccer jock. do not date or befriend. potty mouth.

lincoln is a crippled soccer jock

by iloveboppy08 January 3, 2023

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lincoln

a person who says tung tung tung sahur 24 hours a day

that persons being a lincoln

by yowut November 17, 2025

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Pimpin' Lincoln

(Noun) A man's beard sculpted to look like that of Abraham Lincoln, after whom the style is named. The beard is the same width, thickness and consistency as the sideburns. The beard also conforms to the jaw-line and chin while the moustache is removed along with the whiskers beneath the chin and neck. Not to be confused with the goatee, soul-patch or dad-beard.

Dude, his beard looks like Lincoln's.

Yeah man, it's a Pimpin' Lincoln.

by Pimpin' Lincoln August 11, 2009

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