only yokes

just kidding. only yokes is another way of saying only kidding or only joking.

“i have a crush on you”
only yokes!

by i eat corn December 26, 2022

Only in Ohio

Definition 1:
A term for of shitposts/ weird incidents happening like a Godzilla destroying an entire city and then saying "Cant even live in Ohio"

Definition 2: When something weird happens like a kid watching porn in your class.

Definition 1:
Jeff: Bro look at this Godzilla destroying the city of Columbus!
Joe: Only in ohio man ONG

Definition 2:
Max: Im gonna watch jack off while the teacher is explaining something
John and Joe: Only in ohio 💀💀💀💀

by Pelé December 29, 2022

Are women only adult females?

A YouTube video by Rationality Rules. If this is what's being taught to kids in schools... I don't see a problem with it. Very concise. Nicely outlines the social implications of how we conceive of gender.

Are women only adult females?

Hym "I donno. I guess I'll watch this video and find out..."

by Hym Iam August 17, 2023

only fans

synonym for war crime

Israel: bombs Palestine killing a bunch of innocent people

Rest of world: wth Israel you just pulled an only fans on Palestine

by glubglubglubglub October 3, 2025

The only thing

Money is THE ONLY thing that will make me whole after all this time and is both the least you can do and what I'm entitled to per my 5th amendment right to be given to compensation for my property (which my labor and mind bith constitute).

Hym "And you know what ISN'T going to do that? Fucking therapy. The only thing that'll do it is money."

by Hym Iam October 17, 2025

only fans

The worst thing to ever exist on this planet. The holocaust is a joke compared to the monstrosities this thing has done. There are many trying to stop it daily but none have succeeded. Yet...

guy 1:We should kill only fans burn down their servers, hack the website and 3guys1hammer the ceo

guy 2: you’re right only fans deserves to die in a fire

by glubglubglubglub October 20, 2025

It only gets worse for Hym

If you allow them to suceed in doing THIS👆 I'm taking someone's kid away.

Hym "They have a philosophy of 'it only gets worse for Hym' and I can take that out on you kids whenever I want. I'm not letting them win. I'm not letting them condemn me to a fate guys. Every action they take is to that end and it isn't cute. They will do it to YOU if you get out of line. And they aren't an authority capable of making that decision and acting on it legally. They aren't calling my bluff. They are absolving themselves so that THEY THEMSELVES don't have to live with the consequences of MY decision. MY decision will be final. Theirs is not. I'm not jumping through hoops. I'm not going to do it myself. Their plan is to sit there and AFFIRM me and then refuse to do anything other that affirmation and it is going to get someone's kid killed if you let it. The affirmation isn't enough. Hym gets what he wants and he gets it now or one unlucky contestant gets a free and immediate trip to heaven."

by Hym Iam October 21, 2025