ham acting

Did you see that ham acting in The Hobbit? Lee Pace made golden Smaug look subtle.
by roxyqueen2 August 21, 2017
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hocking ham

Last night I went home chilled out, watched Fargo, and hocked my ham. I was hocking ham all night.
by Montus August 31, 2007
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Ham Town

Being hammered, wasted, drunk, gone.
Dude, I'm totally going to Ham Town tonight!
by Rubiconnn January 10, 2012
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Nigger Ham

"We don't have much to eat, just some white bread and nigger ham."
by Ren2Hoek April 28, 2014
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Simply Ham

To 'Simply Ham' somebody is to attatch a sticker the person without their knowledge.

The term originated in England when a girl pulled off the sticker from her 'Simply Ham' sandwich and stuck it to a girl sat behind her who then didn't realise what had happened until twnety minutes later. After that, the term quickly spread throughout northern England and is starting to hit the USA.
Guy #1: Hey, dude, check it, I totally Simply Hammed Mary over there!

Guy #2: Omg, I wonder how long it will take for her to realise!
by Lorenzo Van Matterhorn April 03, 2010
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DIRTY HAM

When having sex with your partner doggy style, you take your dirty underwear and stick it in their mouth, pulling back like a bridal. When you nut, they vomit, and as your laughing walking out you tell them," Brush your teeth you nasty fucking pig!!!"
If that bitch dont answer the phone, shes getting a dirty ham tonight fa sho!
by Dezz Nutts July 06, 2016
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