seahorse giving birth

a male seahorse give birth (idk why) but when he gives birth it looks like he’s having a seizure, the ugly rat fucking children come out of his stomach because he’s tony lopez and eats little kids.

woah that seahorse giving birth

by idk what my name is lol November 12, 2020

National give your girl best friend a hoodie day

November 28th is national give your girl best friend a day, girls love getting boys hoodies as let’s be honest they are far better, so why not make a national day for it!

“Happy national give your girl best friend a hoodie day!”

“Does this mean I have to give you one of my hoodies?”
“Yep”
“Brilliant”

by National days for all November 28, 2020

National give your gf your hoodie day

The day a boyfriend gives his girlfriend his hoodie. December 8.
Also a day where you can shoot your shot with your crush.

Max: Heres my hoodie baby, happy national give your gf your hoodie day, love you lots

Emily: aww thanks sweetheart, i love you

by smexybabyyyy December 6, 2020

National give your boyfriend head day

show your boyfriend you love him by giving him some head to celebrate this fine day.

Gf: can I give you head ?
Bf: yes
Gf: what a fine day to celebrate national give your boyfriend head day.

by seymour 87 February 5, 2023

National hoodie giving day

Boys have to give girls their hoodie, if not then you get to hold their hand for the day

I gave my hoodie to heather. BRO WHY? Its National Hoodie giving day

by National_Facts October 22, 2019

I ain't giving no fucks

1. Meaning: This phrase means that the person doesn't care one bit.

Example: Carter: Dude I got a dub on Fortnite
Sam: I ain't giving no fucks about you winning
Carter: ...

by Not afraid to let go November 25, 2020

im going to give you away

Fans of Crouton on wattpad will know this is slang for eating someone out.

Y/N: You have hamster pube hair!
Tsukki: im going to give you away.
Y/N: Again? 😏

by tøöth March 15, 2021